What your LSU drink choice says about you

Whether it be Stuesdays, Hey Ewe or FND, your drink choice at any of these nights can give an accurate insight into the type of person you really are.

VK

Without a doubt, VKs are the number one drink choice at Looga. If you drink VKs you are most definitely a fresher- you’ve never been as amazed as when you found out that you can get three VKs for a fiver with your Platinum Extra card.

VKs introduced you to strawpedos, and once you beat your hall chair in a strawpedo competition during ticklist night, your initiation to becoming a fully-fledged uni student was finally complete. No more blue ones? Give us three orange ones then please, love. Anything but green.

Tequila

This one is for all the Lufbra hunnies out there whose university ambition is to get white girl wasted every Friday night at the union. “Woooo tequila!!” she shouts as she seductively licks salt off her hands, and even more seductively sucks on a lemon as the SU always run out of limes. Perhaps a pulling technique in itself, the tequila shot is not for the faint hearted. The only other type of people that drink tequila are the massive rugby lads who challenge each other to tequila suicides. Every. Single. Stuesday. Snorting salt and squeezing a lime in your eye is probably not the best £1.50 you’ve ever spent.

Sambuca

For the hardcore drinkers who love to feel like their throat is going to dissolve. Pain is good. Pain means business. Corkys are for the weak.

Double vodka coke or lemonade

You are an individual of simple taste. You don’t like to stand out from the crowd, and you just go along with what everyone else is having. Your sense of conformity is represented by not just the type of drink you order, but the size also. Singles are a no go of course: you look boring and like you can’t handle your drink. May as well drink Sourz. A double vodka coke or lemonade is the perfect way to fit in, and for £3 you can’t really go wrong. God forbid you would ever mix vodka with cranberry or orange juice. You are just not that edgy or adventurous.

Sourz

This one is for the massive light weights of Luff. You can’t hack vodka, Sambuca or tequila shots, so you have to resort to Sourz in order to see the night beyond 11pm- you simply cannot get too drunk and miss the scandalous events that occur on a flat night out. You can’t hack drinking to the extent you have to drink this sour, because it actually doesn’t taste like something you immediately want to throw up – fruity right? After about three or four shots your stomach, instead of your throat, begins to burn and you can assuredly dance the night away, knowing you’ll make it till close. You’ll never be fully satisfied though, as the Union always gives you apple and never raspberry. Can’t have everything though.

Jägerbomb

You’ve been up for the past three nights trying to get that dreaded essay which is due Friday done, and your flat mates convince you to blow a little mid-week steam off at Hey Ewe. You’re struggling to stay awake, and there seems to be only one drink that will ensure you power the night through: Jägerbombs.

Red Bull really does give you wings, and after about nine of these bad boys (it is an unwritten rule to buy three Jägerbombs at a time) you’ll be flying across the dance floor. The only downside is that when you throw up – yes that’s right, not if but when – you’ll never want to see another Jägerbomb for as long as you live. Well, until Friday.