Oxford Street finalists get fiery letter from neighbours

First class buzzkills

| UPDATED

Skimmed milk drinking jobsworths posted an angry letter through the letterbox of student revellers on Saturday night. 

The stunned third-years woke from their post-Notts stupor at 10:30am to find that disgruntled nearby residents had shoved the letter through their door.

The poorly-spelt rant addressed to the offending house on Oxford Street read: “WE HOPE YOU SLEEPING WELL, AFTER DISTRUBING NEIGHBORHOOD 4:30am IN MORNING”

It was signed off on behalf of the “LOUGHBOROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD”.

The distraught finalists helpfully corrected the atrocious spelling in the letter and claimed that they had no idea when it had been posted.

We have had to protect the identity of the third years due to fear of reprisals from these rulebook enthusiasts.