We tried to contact South London but the expeditionary team never returned
It’s helping nobody
You’re not Roger Moore, your mum still does your ironing
Higher education is collapsing while you’re at the petting zoo
It’s time to welcome the Skepta-loving rich list in from the cold
Patrick Maguire on why a Mexican hat isn’t racist
A Mormon-run uni in America has deemed the man bun an ‘extreme hairstyle’
Itemisers and sniffer dogs are the latest weapons in the war on fun
He puts a line through his name because it was given to him by slave owners in Jamaica
One of them was called Pugsta the Pugmeister
He wears drag as he flips powerpoint slides
7:34pm in the Big Brother house – Cristian still can’t rap
Paddy Baker
Patrick Maguire
Louisa Newton
Ben Foreman
Timea Orban
Sophie Swietochowski
Jacob Montgomery
Kavar Kurda