Where should you live in North London?

We tried to contact South London but the expeditionary team never returned

If the police want to be taken seriously, they need to stop the cringe Twitter jokes

It’s helping nobody

How to nail a night out at Fabric

Don’t let the bouncers smell your fear

Wearing a suit to watch James Bond won’t make you any more of a man

You’re not Roger Moore, your mum still does your ironing

The cute-ification of uni is becoming unbearable

Higher education is collapsing while you’re at the petting zoo

The reality of living in London

It’s awful

Posh boys should feel guilty about a lot of things but listening to dubstep isn’t one of them

It’s time to welcome the Skepta-loving rich list in from the cold

Let’s pour it up for Uber, the best thing to ever happen to our generation

Please don’t leave

Banning sombreros? As long as SUs keep picking these fights, they’ll be ridiculed

Patrick Maguire on why a Mexican hat isn’t racist

Yes, top-knots are ridiculous but banning them from campus is bizarre

A Mormon-run uni in America has deemed the man bun an ‘extreme hairstyle’

I got front row at LFW, and it was everything you imagine it would be

Endless glamour and weirdness

If police are going to start drug testing clubbers, we may as well all stay at home

Itemisers and sniffer dogs are the latest weapons in the war on fun

I slathered avocado on my skin for a week

My face smelt like guac

University doesn’t prepare you for real life, get an internship instead

Sort yourself out

It’s awful going to a top uni if you’re working class


UCL Nobel Prize Prof resigns after cringe ‘women cry in the lab’ joke

And yet he met his wife there

Axed professor says his course was ‘too critical of white establishment’

He puts a line through his name because it was given to him by slave owners in Jamaica

Pugs not drugs: We celebrated the end of exams by going to a pug club in Regents Park

One of them was called Pugsta the Pugmeister

This sassy KCL academic can teach you ‘How to be BeyoncĂ©’

He wears drag as he flips powerpoint slides

UCL’s cringiest rapper set to appear in Big Brother

7:34pm in the Big Brother house – Cristian still can’t rap