We asked students why you should support Donald Trump
Try and trump that Hilary…
With less than a week to go before the most controversial Presidential election in history, The Tab decided to give a voice to those of the cognoscenti who – if a little flinchingly – support everyone’s favourite foul-mouthed tangerine.
Here are just a few reasons why UCL students think Donald Trump should be the next President of the United States.
Rob
Gerard
“Clinton? Christ in a bucket no. If I wanted to have a woman tell me what to do, I’d have got married. But instead, I adopted a mentally ill orangutan who flings his shit at me. I couldn’t be happier. Vote Trump.”
‘Kenneth’
“People say Trump doesn’t respect facts. But facts are overrated anyway. ‘Facts’ got me a 3rd in my sociology essay. ‘Facts’ put me on the sex offender’s register. With Trump as POTUS, we can do away with ‘facts’ altogether.”
Izzy
“Burritos don’t taste that good anyway.”
Danny
Gavin
Emili
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Kate
“America’s hot, young, vulnerable and broke. Trump’s the sugardaddy it needs.”
Matthew
“With the recent emergence of greater numbers of powerful female politicians it’s important that we retain some of the male aggression that makes politics so exciting.”
Jack
Azaan
Matthew
“He says it how it is. And how it isn’t. And how he thinks it is. And how he pretends to think it is. And I respect that.”