Cards Against UCL
“The Tab London are so desperate, they’ll publish a novelty card game about ___”
With Reading Week around the corner, student loans being spread increasingly thin, and every Halloween party ever coming up you’d be forgiven for getting bored of playing the same three games at pre-drinks – after all, how many times can you hear the same Never Have I Ever stories about shitting yourself?
Fortunately the great and good of The Tab London collectively sacked off their readings and dissertation prep to bring you Cards Against UCL, a hyper-local variant of everyone’s favourite party game for morally deplorable people. For those unfamiliar with the rules, they can be found here, but basically the aim is to make as shocking/funny/offensive a combination as possible.
For maximum hilarity we would recommend printing them out and mixing them up with your regular deck for the next time your ULU pre-drinks run dry.
Dr Edwards decided to give his animal and human physiology class from behind the wheel
Our conditions are no different from last years graduates, with less support and academic security so where is our no detriment policy?
Just as there are different types of Spice Girl, there are different types of posh people, but what brand of posh are you?
A rapid Covid-19 test will be available for students
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Over 60 per cent of students surveyed experienced disordered eating in lockdown
Your lecturer can’t look at your work over a zoom call
You know its bad when the pest control people are saying ‘oh wow’
What’s scarier, catching Rona at the halls house party or that shit clown costume off Ebay
Online lectures aren’t background noise!!!
The committee member who sent the messages has also been removed
He also encouraged them all to join him in Camden McDonald’s
Apparently if you live in Ifor you’re only seconds away from being attacked by rabid squirrels
I’m sorry Panny D will never not make me want to vomit
Some of them have even decreased their staff numbers
Candy Kittens made £10million in retail sales last year
The highest was there for nearly a month straight!
And they can wait two weeks between appointments
‘I still had my one night stand in my bed’
Catch me shopping there at 2am
University of Bath here I come
Colin Creevey actually became a photographer
It’s not just VCs who rake in the dollar
They were so cute, what happened?
Just watching Bev eating tea wbu
He was ruled out of last night’s trial
A dress was literally listed for 5p
The support staff have dropped from 42 to 39
Makes all those hours in the library seem worth it after all
Unlike Jessica, she is not 34
Never forget the days when a Blackberry was the dream phone
We feel like we’ve been brought back just for the unis’ benefit
Before and after pics promote the narrative that weight is something to be ashamed of
Would have felt a lot better if Ant and Dec read them out I’m A Celeb style