Sorry King’s: Meet the Lacrosse girls ready to pulverize KCL
Sorry not sorry
Amandine CouotThis Tuesday, 5th March at 5:30pm, the Lacrosse ladies will be facing King’s team in their Varsity match. If that isn’t whetting your appetite, the team made an awesome video in preparation for the event:
You can support them at the Honor Oak Park Sports Ground for what is sure to be one of the most exciting matches of the series. Tickets are available here, and below are the girls ready to fight their way to a win.
We spoke to the captain, Nancy Morgan, about the team.
Charlie Godfrey Born, Goalie, 2nd year
“After an unfortunate bear-fighting incident which crippled her knee and left her out of the line-up in first term, Charlie has returned to the lacrosse field more nimble than ever. She spent her time off building up her biceps so can now clear the ball the length of the field. It is a well-known fact that Charlie makes bigger saves than the men’s goalie Jack Chaloner. If King’s even get any shots on goal, expect to see Charlie gobble them up.”
Chloe Hall, Defence, 4th Year
“UCL big-time and self-proclaimed queen of sass Chloe Hall is one of UCL’s most esteemed defenders. Never has a girl started so many fires, she’ll be sure to make King’s crack. Chloe claims she builds muscle at an above average rate – we’ll leave you to decide when you see her make a check.”
Anastasia Margaret Krystina Olga Natalia de Gentile-Williams, Defence, 3rd Year
Kate Earnshaw, Defence, 3rd year
Alisha Dyson, Defence, 2nd Year
Grace Panter, Defence, Masters
Nadia Jeffrie, Midfield, 1st Year
Alice Horn, Midfield, 1st Year
“Alice thinks Alice is hilarious. She can often be found next to Nadia. If she manages to stay on her feet, she is one of the most consistent players in the squad. Expect to see her working all areas of the field and scoring goals from D. If you get a minute, ask to see her game face.”
Nancy Morgan, Centre & Captain, 2nd Year
Harriet All-the-way, Midfield, 2nd Year
Lara Rossi, Midfield, 1st Year
Tilly Galbraith, Midfield, 2nd Year
Aina Menneken, Attack, 4th Year
Tara James, Attack, First Year
Francesca Dakin, Attack, 2nd Year
Jenny Scharff, Attack, Masters
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