UCL’s maddest fresher: Meet Joshua
He passed out in Phineas before 11
Kate McMartinThe next nominee for UCL’s maddest fresher is Joshua… and he’s an absolute lad.
His talents include his ability to nail 24 cans of Fosters in one session, and a tendency to pass out in Phineas before 11 o’clock. His friend told The Tab: “He’s managed to be drunk before pre drinks have even started, despite having a full day of lectures.”
He also added: “He constantly turns a ‘quiet pint’ into a full on drinking spree to the point we thought buying Leffe and Lambrini was a good idea.” Bloody mental.
Is Joshua UCL’s maddest fresher? Make sure you nominate him in our upcoming vote.
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