The Tab’s V-Dates: Meet UCL’s first singleton

She really needs a boyfriend


Last week we announced The Tab’s V-Dates, where we told you how to bag your single mate a shot at a date this Valentine’s Day.

Well today we’re delivering on our promise, and bringing you your first lonely heart. Looking to avoid another heart-breaking February 14th is second year Philosopher, Jenny, nominated by her friends Kristen and Pegah.

She loves a blow

Kristen told The Tab: “This big-hearted BNOC needs to be shown a true gent. The boys in Kavos, the boys on Tinder, they just aren’t doing it for her. She’s a woman with many sides – kind of like a diamond. Heaven knows she sparkles like one. She’s a beach babe – check out her tan – who can also be found working hard in the library. You want snuggles on the Senate House sofas? You betcha.

“Jenny comes with no excess baggage, read: no psycho exes, no children that we know of, and would preferably like a man who’s the same. Humans share 99.9 per cent of the same DNA, so clearly you already have enough in common. Don’t fuck with science. Frolic with Jenny.”

Do you want to take Jenny on a date? Get in touch: [email protected]

If you’re interested in taking Jenny on a date then get in contact with us by emailing [email protected] or messaging our Facebook page.