It’s the Tab wot lost it: Dahlborn out but guess who’s in
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Sustainability, Ethics and Operations: Mohammad Ali
Ali braved two big-shot challengers to land a knock out blow against Lacrosse President James Simcox and Swedish people’s hero David Dahlborn, who suffered a tragic Portillo moment.
Activities and Events: Asad Khan
Khan cruised to a landslide victory despite a 1% vote deduction.
Women’s: Natalie James
Tory BNOC Helen Chandler Wilde withdrew from the two horse race that saw her accuse members of the Women’s Network of bullying.
Welfare and International: Tom Robinson
Robinson’s puppy eyed posters won the day as the seasoned LGBT+ officer battled off four candidates, including bald eagle and Phineas quiz mainstay David Hunter.
Education and Campaigns: Wahida Samie
Another humiliating defeat for professional loser Vlad Kardopoltsev, who lost in his 3rd attempt to secure elected office.
Postgraduates: Sugana Nair
3 points for the anonymous Institute of Education hack.
BME: Amina Lunat
The former Student Trustee graduates to a big money role as sabb.