24 Regrets Later: That One Time At Sports Night

The calm before the storm.

That one time when onesies were totally acceptable to leave the house in

…when you defiantly tried to start the dancefloor

..when you put on your dashingest smile even though you were sitting alone. You go champ!

…when you donned your best racial caricature

…when suddenly remembered you forgot to turn off the cooker (“NOT BAD!”-guy in red jumper)

….when you contemplated life, the universe and everything over cheap vodka cranberries. The answer was still 42.

…when you decided you were done with these posers

….when you just really needed to correct your junk

…when the bouncer was wrong and you were totally fine

…when you knew she was mocking you from behind

….when denim was the most appropriate option

…..when OH NO SHE DIDN’T

…when your PDA made everyone leave

….when you owned this shit

….when you stared into the dark abyss

…when you needed to moonwalk your drink out of the toilet

…when you remembered you were hip and fuck this shit

…when you got an surprise ass massage

….when you stayed ’til the end, because onesies

….when you realised your phone might be your best friend

…when you suddenly realised how comfy pavements are

…when you looked like you were posing for a prospectus

….when you finally gave up and went home