Website of the week: Tory chins
Rather than read George Osborne’s budget, why not take a closer look at his chin?
The TabIt’s Budget Day and what better way to celebrate the news of impending economic doom than with a round-up of the chins responsible?
The Tory Chins Tumblr is a rogues gallery of Cabinet-owned mandibles. Add the music for a strangely entertaining experience.
There’s the petite, dynamic Rt Hon Michael Gove:
The compassionate bundle of love Rt Hon Eric Pickles
The humble, bootilicious Rt Hon George ‘Gideon’ Osborne
And the athletic Rt Hon Andrew Mitchell
Click here to visit torychins.tumblr.com
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