Jeremy’s Journal
We’ve raised him from the dead to write one of our weekly columns.
Monday: Slow day today.
Tuesday: Another slow day. Where the fuck’s my head?
Wednesday: Today marked the 180th year since I was embalmed. That’s a long time to be in a glass case #occupy
Thursday: Thursday is cleaning day and so the only chance I have to get some fresh air and talk to someone. Unfortunately, back in the day Spanish clashed with Utilitarianism so I can’t understand Consuela. She seems friendly though.
Friday: Chemical Engineering Class of ’97 having a reunion in the South Cloisters today. Apparently Chris Martin was a twat. I remember when he used to rehearse in the Cloisters after hours and keep me up at night with those other three jokers #rushofbloodtothehead
Saturday: Football at King’s this afternoon. Hopefully they won’t use my head as the ball again.
Sunday: Glad it’s Sunday- the day of rest. Have time to plan the coming week.
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Brunel University student killed alongside friends after ‘doing high-speed laps’ in car park
20-year-old Sohail Zulfiqar died after the convertible crashed down an embankment
Apparently all London universities have mottos and some of them are… questionable
Thais JonesImperial’s motto did NOT pass the vibe check
Eight tips for students going abroad to study next year, from a UCL student survived it
Ava TehraniThe best time of your life is waiting for you, and you’re probably nervous – don’t be!
Mum of student who died from laughing gas calls on ministers to make it a Class A drug
Finn CawkellEllen Mercer died from a cardiorespiratory collapse in February 2023
A (brief) guide to the best and the worst of London student nightlife
Maddie JohnBad news – you might want to stay away from Ministry Tuesdays if you’re over the age of 20
Pregnant UCL alumna in Gaza sets up GoFundMe in order to evacuate and give birth safely
Rhea DeshpandeYara told the The London Tab of the ‘disastrous’ conditions, with no access to medical care or electricity
UCL to rebrand as ‘The London University’ to distance itself from King’s College London
A leaked email explained that UCL’s name will change because it is too similar to KCL
‘Bright, brilliant and brave’ LSE student killed in bike collision with rubbish lorry
Cheistha Kochhar collided with a refuse truck last Tuesday and died at the scene
American Football Varsity match abandoned after King’s player allegedly used racial slur on pitch
Aaron EdwardsA King’s student called a UCL Emperor’s player a ‘n****r’ during the game
Imperial College London academics found to be linked to Chinese military institutions
Mahir AhmedResearchers co-authored at least five studies with scientists linked to the Chinese People’s Army
Pro-Palestine protesters occupy a room at UCL and declare it an ‘Apartheid Free Zone’
Protestors occupied the Jeremy Bentham room on Friday and claim they will stay until their list of 10 demands are met
Over 1,000 people sign petition for independent review of LSE’s sexual misconduct procedure
LSE has been criticised for its ‘mishandled’ investigation into a professor facing 14 allegations of sexual misconduct
SOAS and Met Police criticised over search for missing student as body pulled from Thames
SOAS claimed it ‘immediately’ attempted to contact Samaria when students first raised concerns
LSE students interrupt lecture and call for ‘racist’ Israeli historian to be kicked off campus
Benny Morris said ‘I’d rather be a racist than a bore’ after students protested in his lecture last week
UCL lecturer banned from teaching course on China to protect uni’s ‘commercial interests’
The academic claims that universities are ‘conceding to the censorship demands of some Chinese students’
Corporate gone creative: A look inside LSE’s recent fashion show
Joelle LokBreaking news – LSE finance bros seen wearing something other than quarter-zips for the first time ever
Here’s which Taylor Swift album your London university is, based on pure vibes
Sorry, but we can’t all be 1989 (Taylor’s Version, of course)
Imperial student blackmailed by security guard over girlfriend living in halls with him
Dean Carter demanded the Imperial student pay him £2,400 for allegedly breaking accommodation rules
We spoke to the Queen Mary student playing international football for Pakistan
Imran Kayani made his debut against Saudi Arabia in the World Cup Qualifiers last November
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
Francesca EkeThe psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
Emily Smith‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
Harrison Brocklehurst‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin
What has Andrea been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 with her head held high?
She’s living her best life
Love Island’s Zach goes on huge rant about girls ‘wearing nothing’ and ‘selling themselves’
‘People really out here selling themselves for some views/likes’
So, here’s the real reason why Martha calls Donny Baby Reindeer
The show is named after the pet name Martha actually called him in real life
Lauren from MAFS Australia has been spotted on a night out getting close to her ex again
There’s picture evidence!!!
Producers forced Tim to bring up cheating scandal again on homestays for more MAFS drama
And edited their homestays to ‘look worse than it actually was’