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Don’t look at me.
Zehrah HeesanA homage to London Grumblr.
ONE NIGHT STAND
When I’m on the pull in Moonies:
When I see him the next day:
WHEN I HAVE NO LECTURES ON A THURSDAY
WHEN I’M AT THE ISSUE DESK AND THEY TRY TO FINE ME FOR OVERDUE BOOKS
WHEN I BUY LUNCH FROM THE REFECTORY
WHEN I GET INTO THE ROXY AND THE DRUNK TWAT BEHIND ME DOESN’T
WHEN SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME IN A SEMINAR
WHEN I ARRIVE FASHIONABLY LATE TO A LECTURE
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY GO TO KINGS
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THERE’S FREE FOOD IN THE QUAD
EDUROAM
When I get an email asking me to change my eduroam password:
When my password expires:
WHEN I’M AT SPORTS INITIATIONS
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Ava TehraniSorry in advance to everyone that wears a Schoffel…
UCL SU cancels upcoming Summer Ball and other Main Quad events over Palestine encampments
A source involved in the graduation planning reported disagreement between UCL and the SU over the encampments
Goldsmiths pro-Palestine encampment ends after five weeks as uni accepts protestors’ demands
The uni agreed to call for a ceasefire, provide scholarships to Palestinians and reconsider its definition of antisemitism
New encampments spring up at LSE and Queen Mary as Palestine protests spread across London
Alfie PannellThe new encampments follow similar protests at SOAS and UCL
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It all makes so much more sense now
Taylor Swift is all loved up, but what is her ex Joe Alwyn up to now?
It looks like he’s single and thriving tbh
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The way she got a royal welcome? Deserved
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‘Respectfully…girl…bye’
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Nobody show them this
Young Sheldon director clarifies why the spinoff show has such a bizarre and cryptic name
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I knew it was giving Louisiana vibes
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This simply must happen now
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