SJ Starbs machine or Bold St Coffee: What your on-campus coffee choice says about you

Who even goes to Caffe Nero?

Being a basic bitch isn’t always a bad thing

You’re as basic as chicken nuggets and you know it

The Guild shop barriers are the new gates to hell

They’re blocking the path to our dreams

Revolutionary new café opens with unlimited tea and biscuits

Soz Starbucks

The closure of No.5 Abercromby square is a crime against beans on toast

No more freebie Freddos

The new Starbucks is not welcome

Why are we being offered poor, unethical coffee?