We’re at Heebies because we miss the old Juicy
It was decided after allegations of violence and disorder
The club has seen six violent incidents in the last year
Who cares if you’re taller than the boys?
For EVERY night of the week
Which one are you?
Shats shats shats shats
I bet this all sounds familiar
Have fun and hurt people’s feelings by telling these non-truths to clueless Freshers this week