freshers

We can’t prevent initiations, so I think we should embrace them

Do it for the lads

All the freshers are freaking out about their accommodation offers

They haven’t experienced the 699 yet

Sub Focus revealed as headliners in banging Freshers’ Week line-up

omg so sik

Nutty second year banished to Carnatic after being kicked out of Vine Court

Carnatic is way better anyway

Roscoe and Gladstone boat party: The outfits

Rocking the boat

Four hour Friday night blackout at Carnatic halls

Friday no-light night

Demolition of Greenbank started to make way for fancy refurb

Watch out Crown Place

The Carnatic/Greenbank rivalry is dead

Someone fetch the defibrillator

The Guild’s first club night is a huge success

Guild’s done good

£90 million to be splurged on new Greenbank student village

Bye bye Carnatic

Self catered is for suckers

You grab the tray, let the dinner ladies do the rest

Wills ‘Sharpie’ Sharp: Get me out of this peasant asylum

Liverpool’s poshest fresher can’t hack it in Carnatic

That’s pisstory – fresher hit by flatmate’s urine on the 699 bus

That’s one way of bonding with a flatmate

Initiations are just dirty and immature

Initiations aren’t cool, enjoyable or impressive

‘We saved over fifty quid forging fresher wristbands’: savvy students snuck into Guild ball

Fraudsters scam guild of nearly £400 in genius plan to create knock-off bands

American Pie’s Kevin invites freshers to join him for a kebab

Actor pays a visit to Heebies and turns out to be a bit of a legend

Meet the freshers… and their parents

‘I think I can trust her to behave.’

What not to wear for Freshers’ Week

People are shallow and you WILL be judged by what you wear

Meet this year’s cringiest freshers

Warning: Liverpool is now full of these idiots and they’ll be there for the next three years.

And now for the weather…

Fresher’s week can be a turbulent time. The Tab prepares our newcomers for a wet and humid experience, with this week’s weather forecast.