Red salt and library rivalry
The man is accused of attacking a UoL student on Borough Road in Birkenhead
Sixth form is now a distant memory
You can resit an exam, but you can’t resit the sesh
One for the Road…
The best memories don’t happen sober
Ain’t about that Juicy life
Throw yourself a pity party at Concert Square
Blurring the lines between rave and ridiculous
Do you even know the weirdos you’re letting in your house?
From baggie baubles to takeaway menu paper chainz
You never complain about your friends from Jersey swamping the SJ
They’re the Scouse Ant and Dec
They’re blocking the path to our dreams
Would you vote for a trampolinist?
Why can’t I drink my cosmo in peace?
Some don’t even have cash machines