£90 million to be splurged on new Greenbank student village

Bye bye Carnatic

There’s way too much student accommodation in the city

And it’s really pissing off locals

The war on Christmas continues: Carnatic is the next dec-free zone

When will it end?

Freshers ‘tripping ballsacks’ after taking shrooms grown near halls

Suspected spottings of magic mushrooms on campus and in halls

Cracking up at the Carnatic creepers: Staff made jokes about intruders at formal

Freshers don’t believe the issue is a humorous one

Meat Free Mondays is a thing, get over it

Bitching about carni’s meat ban is selfish and ignorant

Self catered is for suckers

You grab the tray, let the dinner ladies do the rest

Wills ‘Sharpie’ Sharp: Get me out of this peasant asylum

Liverpool’s poshest fresher can’t hack it in Carnatic

‘They make me feel physically and mentally sick’: fresher plagued by button phobia

You think your life is tough? Imagine not being able to do up that top button like all the other indie kids

The Carni creep: Salisbury Hall haunted by weirdo who breaks into rooms and watches girls sleep

Ex-resident returns to Carni and freaks everyone out in the process

Battle of the best dressed halls

From Carnatic to Crown Place – Liverpool freshers are out in force and dressing to impress.

And now for the weather…

Fresher’s week can be a turbulent time. The Tab prepares our newcomers for a wet and humid experience, with this week’s weather forecast.

The changing lives of Liverpool Uni students

The Tab speculates on whether the new student housing in the City Centre is depriving students of a more authentic Liverpool lifestyle.

Battle of the Halls

Our essential guide to which halls are best.

Saturday Knife Fever

Lawrence Road cordoned off after staff threatened by man with a blade

The Sinister Side of ‘Spotted’

Has Spotted gone too far?

students sad to see Carni go

Posh en-suites slated by students who prefer Carnatic’s homely atmosphere

The End of Carni

Carnatic and Greenbank halls look certain to go as the university calls for bids to develop 1,200 new beds for students.