19 things we really hope to learn in Liverpool during 2019

It may not be far into the new year, but unrealistic resolutions are already far out the window – Alice's "twice a week" jogs around Sefton Park are obviously going swimmingly, and Matt's resolution to cut down on nights-out? You'll still be catching him in Baa Bar every Thursday.

So, instead of trying and failing, similar to your counterparts, you can instead focus on simple things to learn now second semester is basically underway.

1. That we shouldn't abuse the fact Asda is 24/7

Whoever decided supermarkets can be open all hours (apart from Sunday evening, but whatever) may be a genius, in supplying our fuel for library all-nighters, or just helping when your roomie has inconveniently pinched the last of the milk. However, is buying half the sweet aisle at 3am worth blowing your student loan in two weeks? Probably not.

2. Saying the 699 is shit isn't gonna make it less shit

Questioning "Why do no buses come yet five roll up at once?" "Why does it always stink of weed and no prospects?" and "Why did I work over summer for this crap bus pass?" won't ensure your journey is more pleasant, sorry.

3. The Raz does get boring after a while

We all need a colourful cap, fat frog and sticky shoe fix once in a while, but if you go so often that you learn the order of the songs, you might need to venture to Brooklyn Mixer one Monday instead.

4. Tickets sell out faster than you think

For the love of god, buy first tier and sell it on Smithdown Ticket Exchange if your friends flake again.

5. Meal deals are some sort of addiction you can't give up

Making your sarnies and filling your own water bottle will never compete with having a BLT, Sensations and a Fanta Fruit Twist to strut into the SJ with. Even if you "don't have" the tenner you owe Amy, you'll manage to fork out for library lunches daily. Fishy.

6. There's never an excuse to not go for a Tavern brekkie

Dose up on the unlimited coffee whilst you're there, and you may actually survive your longest day of the week.

7. You'll spend more time on the sofa than the gym, and that's okay

Walking from the TV to the fridge is basically exercise anyway, plus that Come Dine With Me marathon may provide inspiration for the next healthy meal you won't try.

8. AU night isn't worth it anymore

Neither Einstein nor The Shipping Forecast should've been deemed suitable for all the vodka thirsty athletes in attendance. Save yourself the fancy dress money, and go elsewhere in Concert Square.

9. That we're really running out of time to fudge our grades

"Honestly, next semester will be my semester," is what you've been telling yourself, but it's your last ever semester now, and you can't procrastinate once you've already graduated.

10. Going to the Brookie for "one drink" isn't a thing

The Brookie may be slightly overrated, but it also might be the reason Friday morning hangovers still exist without even going to Heebies. With the atmosphere, cheap bevvies, and (rather questionable) music, spending merely half an hour here would be wrong.

11. Your landlord really won't fix any problems

"Dad, what do you do when your walls are caving in? Landlord isn't answering my calls again xx"

12. That we should just spend more time in Faculty

Getting so smashed from a quadvod that you request the DJ should play the entirety of Abba Gold is the recipe for a good night.

13. Housemates never get any less annoying

Let's face it, they'll never bin their mouldy chicken, nor will they spend any less time gushing over their boyfriend. Just be grateful you'll be free of them in June…only to sign up for another house that's bound for similar drama.

14. People in the SJ won't stop angering you either

The silent area just seems to attract the girl who loves a good phone call, or the endless crisp eating lad *sighes*.

15. There's never a bad time for a campus Instagram post

When you haven't seshed in three weeks, and your feed is dry af, behold a superb sunset over Abercromby Square to remind everyone you get out of the house sometimes.

16. You'll always come to regret having a house party

That noise complaint from your neighbour isn't worth the hassle – just attend everyone else's and give your gaff a rest.

17. First years still seem the worst thing to grace the planet

Ahaha it's soooo cool that you only have to work towards 40%, yet still think it's appropriate to nab a computer when I have a dissertation 🙂

18. Having a clean house makes a happy house

A sense of euphoria comes over your previously unbearable housemates when the dishes are finally washed and the bin tower has actually left the building.

19. We should really appreciate our final months at uni

Mainly for third years, but also applicable to all, as a whole summer without Liverpool is always tough. Brace that Quids In (or "Dirty Antics" as it's now known) line, treat yourself to some cocktails, and be that basic bitch photographing the Tate. You shouldn't even have to learn Liverpool is the best place to be.