Your experiences at University of Liverpool, as told by Louis Theroux
You gotta get Theroux the stress somehow
It's getting to that time of the year again; exams and deadlines are on the horizon and people in the Sydney Jones are sitting around complaining about how stressed they are. I hear ya. So whilst you're stressing out, here's an article to cheer you up. I present to you: Louis Theroux being an absolute weirdo, illustrating your experiences at the Uni of Liverpool. Enjoy procrastination, bitches.
That stage you get to around the 8th week of uni when nothing can go to waste as you have nothing in your bank account
Leftovers every night? Why not. Carrots and potatoes for brekkie, lunch and dinner? Again, why not.
No more cling film. All leftovers in jars and tubs. pic.twitter.com/plhDNffTKx
— Louis Theroux (@louistheroux) October 27, 2018
When you finally give up with putting effort into AU night costumes
It's a new theme every bloody week. I can barely afford to eat, let alone buy a load of crap to go out and humiliate myself in.
This is the best I could do. Wife says I don’t even look English, more French. pic.twitter.com/Y97xqq7sS3
— Louis Theroux (@louistheroux) July 11, 2018
When your student loan finally gets paid into your bank account after weeks of complete and utter broke-ness
We've all been there. You're balling when that day comes. Mark Zuckerberg who? There's enough money here to afford town on a Saturday night, with Nabzy's after too.
When you say that you're not going out because you have too much work to do, but you get instantly attacked by your house mates
"I don't give a shit if you have an assignment due tomorrow. You're coming to Concert Square!"
— HafodBoi (@HafodBoi) November 4, 2018
When you're six quad vods down in Faculty and having an absolutely smashing time
Bring on the tunesssssssss mister DJ up there.
— Josh Breslan (@JoshBreslan_) October 31, 2018
When it gets to that point in the night where you and your mates are so smashed that you end up having bullshit conversations about god knows what
"I love you sooooo much. You're my best friends and you're amazing. You could do anything you wanna dooooo."
— mol (@molticia_addams) November 8, 2018
When someone says living in Kensington is better than Smithdown
Soz Kenny lovers x
Revisiting archive @louistheroux and may have stumbled upon some lyrical genius…
?my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds
I wanna see you wiggle wiggle, fo’sure?
? #weirdweekends pic.twitter.com/FrrtyDib6i
— Jade Hutchinson (@JadeHutchinson) November 5, 2018
And finally, when you move up to floor 2 in Level and the R&B gets the better of you
It's gettin' hot in herre.
Louis Theroux testing out a stripper’s pole on Altered States is me trying to be sexy. pic.twitter.com/DLtcCmfTZB
— Lewis Holroyd (@lewisholroyd) November 5, 2018
Thanks Louis, you've summarised our uni life perfectly xo