Clubbers of the (Reading) Week: work hard, play hard

Keep partying like it’s your job


To those of you who actually did stuff to do with your degree on your week off, feast your eyes on the ones that, like the majority of us, probably did fuck all.

When you finish the introduction of your 4000 word essay

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If you insist x

Ladies in mesh of the week

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Coordination done right

Clubber most likely to be preparing for a rendition of 'Singin in the Rain'

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Or 'It's Raining Men', who knows?

And the ones who are probably writing the hottest indie album of 2019

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Ready to support Blossoms or Sundara Karma

Wonder what she's caught a whiff of?

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God knows what she trod on in the bathroom

'Gwarn guys' of the week

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Get innnn

If only this kiss was as successful…

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Moving swiftly on

You know when you think you're getting a cute picture and then

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Lurk who's behind you

Pretty sure they've got more red cups than a cliche high school party in an American movie

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Or close enough

The finalists of the "hottest couple of the year" awards are

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Stay tuned to find out the results

So I suppose congratulations are in order then

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We recommend the Hawaiian theme on the big day as well

Maybe it's time for you two to go home

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Open your eyes long enough to order an Uber, ye?