Clubbers of the Week: back to life, back to reality
The reality being that you all can’t give up the sesh
It's first week, you've got a fresh new planner, you feel like you're gonna finally conquer the world (aka the University of Liverpool) and bam, your bestie tells you they've got guestlist for Heebies later. Oh well, a little party didn't hurt anyone.
Cute gals of the week
Clubber most likely to be watching over his kingdom
This week's worst disguise award goes too…
And the ones who certainly don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
When you have your Peaky Blinders audition at 9 but a night out at 10
Birthday babe of the week
"Yeah you can copy my style but just change it up a bit"
You've gotta flaunt it when you finally remember the last of the 50 states
His mum wasn't lying when she told him his face will stay like that if the wind changes
"Mate, we get that you saw Arctic Monkeys the other week, but this is the fifth time you've requested Do I Wanna Know"
Looks like Daft Punk have fallen upon hard times
Does anyone…y'know…wanna tell him?
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This coincides with the Guild presidential elections
Because we all love having a moan about our courses, right?
Don’t talk to anyone who chooses Slater’s over Faculty
I’ll pass on Carnatic thanks x
No, nobody gets to be Binky