The reality being that you all can’t give up the sesh
It's first week, you've got a fresh new planner, you feel like you're gonna finally conquer the world (aka the University of Liverpool) and bam, your bestie tells you they've got guestlist for Heebies later. Oh well, a little party didn't hurt anyone.
Cute gals of the week
Peace out to already getting behind on lectures
Clubber most likely to be watching over his kingdom
"Look at these peasants who didn't get in line early enough"
This week's worst disguise award goes too…
Nice try pal, but Jack will defo know she's been out
And the ones who certainly don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
When you have your Peaky Blinders audition at 9 but a night out at 10
Brooklyn Mixer's answer to Cillian Murphy? She's not feeling it
Birthday babe of the week
Go shawty, it's your birthday
"Yeah you can copy my style but just change it up a bit"
He seriously regrets the memo now
You've gotta flaunt it when you finally remember the last of the 50 states
It's so easy to forget, along with Rhode Island
His mum wasn't lying when she told him his face will stay like that if the wind changes
Poor chap, at least he's embracing it
"Mate, we get that you saw Arctic Monkeys the other week, but this is the fifth time you've requested Do I Wanna Know"
And don't get me started on Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
Looks like Daft Punk have fallen upon hard times
This is sad on so many Level(s)
Does anyone…y'know…wanna tell him?
Surely he's feeling a bit nippy?