Clubbers of the Week: back to life, back to reality
The reality being that you all can’t give up the sesh
Jade BrydgesIt's first week, you've got a fresh new planner, you feel like you're gonna finally conquer the world (aka the University of Liverpool) and bam, your bestie tells you they've got guestlist for Heebies later. Oh well, a little party didn't hurt anyone.
Cute gals of the week
Peace out to already getting behind on lectures
Clubber most likely to be watching over his kingdom
"Look at these peasants who didn't get in line early enough"
This week's worst disguise award goes too…
Nice try pal, but Jack will defo know she's been out
And the ones who certainly don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
Work itttt
When you have your Peaky Blinders audition at 9 but a night out at 10
Brooklyn Mixer's answer to Cillian Murphy? She's not feeling it
Birthday babe of the week
Go shawty, it's your birthday
"Yeah you can copy my style but just change it up a bit"
He seriously regrets the memo now
You've gotta flaunt it when you finally remember the last of the 50 states
It's so easy to forget, along with Rhode Island
His mum wasn't lying when she told him his face will stay like that if the wind changes
Poor chap, at least he's embracing it
"Mate, we get that you saw Arctic Monkeys the other week, but this is the fifth time you've requested Do I Wanna Know"
And don't get me started on Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
Looks like Daft Punk have fallen upon hard times
This is sad on so many Level(s)
Does anyone…y'know…wanna tell him?
Surely he's feeling a bit nippy?
The Liverpool Tab editorial team is recruiting a new editorial team – and we want YOU!
Alex NormanWe’re recruiting for Editor in Chief, News Editor, Features Editor and Social Media Editor
Here are the 11 types of Liverpool students you’ll encounter on a Thursday night at Electrik
Michaela RoperI think I’m the poster stealer wbu x
The ultimate third year bucket list all Liverpool students should complete before graduating
Amy GallagherHere are 50 fun ways to spend the last term of the year – but good luck with number 28
A comprehensive guide on how to spot the students from each of Liverpool’s universities
Alexa? Play Stereotypes by Blur on Spotify
Beauty on a budget: Five essential makeup products all Liverpool students need this spring
Immie KhanMax out your face card this spring with these most highly recommended makeup products
How to make the most of semester three as a Liverpool Uni student experiencing a flop
If semester one and two weren’t your vibe, it’s time to make a comeback as summer approaches
These are the seven best student-friendly spots for coffee and studying in Liverpool
Lydia MooreSemester two is the start of an academic comeback for us all
University of Liverpool to introduce compulsory Scouse slang module for first year students
The module hopes to bridge the dialectal gap between locals and students
UOL vs. LJMU sound clash: A battle for the Baltic Weekender spotlight!
Sadie WaringStudent DJs – showcase your skills at 24 Kitchen Street on March 19th and compete for a chance to play at Baltic Weekender!
One Day reimagined: This is what Emma and Dexter would be like as Liverpool students
Miriam MirtorabiI just know Dexter Mayhew would go to Fitz
Dropping the beat, not the venues: The student’s guide to rescuing Liverpool’s dance music hotspots
Discover how YOU can actively contribute to safeguarding Liverpool’s iconic dance music venues!
Supporter of baby killer Lucy Letby spoke to students at University of Liverpool last week
Imogen HennessyRichard Gill previously shared content proclaiming Letby’s innocence and gave an informal talk on her case
10 things all Liverpool students should definitely be giving up for Lent
This year I’m giving up… literally x
Liverpool has been placed as the seventh best city in the world in a new ranking
Molly LuckRumour has it the Liver Building is the new Eiffel Tower
10 University of Liverpool things that make you feel like a proper functioning adult
Ruby AllanAdulthood looms and I am not happy about it one bit
Come and write for us! The Liverpool Tab is recruting new writers of all abilities
Our open meeting will take place on 15th February at the Guild – you’re invited
Five underrated Smithdown Road food spots that every Liverpool student must try
Anya CollinsFancy dinner out or a chilled takeaway night in? Be sure to check these places out
Saltburn to skinny scarves: Uni micro-trends you’ll definitely see in 2024
Are you even a student if you didn’t get one of these for Christmas?
Liverpool students forced into temporary housing after no electricity or water for days
Students at The Exchange were left without heating whilst temperatures reached lows of -2 degrees
How to beat the January exam and assessment blues as a Liverpool student
Joanna DonnellyMost get slapped in the face by reality on January 2nd but for students who have January deadlines, reality hits just a bit harder
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Emily SmithFilling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Phoebe Kowhai
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
Francesca Eke‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingJono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Black Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop