
Clubbers of the Week: Raving with the freshers
I’ve been to Juicy but I’ve never been to Heebies
It's been a long, hot summer but we've traded it in for getting sweaty in Liverpool's clubs again. Only this time, we've got some different faces, eager to make their appearance here.
When you spot the first Clubbers of this year in your newsfeed

Let's go
Look at them, so young and full of hope

Before they're crippled by 2:1 desires and student debt
Newest beauties on campus

*insert heart eyes emoji*
Most committed to the theme of the week

Liverpool's new signing is an interesting fella
Clubbers most likely to be having the first flatmate tiff of the year

"What do you mean, we can't watch Peep Show on the big TV?"
And the newbies that are already too big for their boots

You're not gonna beat up any third years, trust
Sesh-head of the week

Raving and definitely misbehaving
The more you look at these pictures, the weirder they get

The less said the better
Noticing that bitch from your old school out in freshers

If only she'd actually gone to Bristol
Hair admirer of the week

She just wants to know how it's in-tact after the rain
Most innovative way to protect the only tea-towel your mom gave you

This ain't cleaning up Charlie's chunder from pres
I can't bear to see photobombs like this

So darn sneaky
And finally, our reaction to Wetherspoons' plan to take Jägerbombs off the menu

Get to fuck Tim Martin