The cringiest posts from the Liverpool freshers page and group chat
Who’s ready to meet the fresh meat on campus?
Connie Compton-StewartResults day has been and gone and for those who slipped through the cracks of clearing and into the city of Liverpool's unis, the best years of their lives are about to begin.
In a desperate attempt to make friends they'll never meet and become the next BNOC of Vine Court, the freshers of 2018 are shit posting all over their Freshers pages and here are some of our favourites.
Why isn't meal deals an option? Sad reality is that most of them will have burnt through their loan by December and will be living off Carni breakfast powdered scrambled egg.
Shared straight from my mum's profile. I haven't seen resolution that poor since my Nokia 3310.
Lily Allen isn't going to save you now Nichole.
This is a freshers page not BBC Food for Christ's sake.
Meet you on the Raz crying step Jenny!
Good luck playing battle royale on eduroam bud.
JMU are offering some pretty obscure courses this year. What does inclusion coursework look like?
They're what?
If you're not buying a Mac you will become a social outcast.
Oh Katie…
John Moores are excited you'll be joining their Physics course.
Resident DJ is already making his moves
They realise this is a scam right?… right?
Sabrah is painfully southern #roadman
Is this what hypebeast means? Pill fiending freshers?
The king of subtle flirting
What a deal! Sign me up.
Welcome to the team first years. Wishing you the best of luck and politely requesting that you stay away from my seat in the library. Congratulations!
Missing Liverpool student ‘found safe and well by police’
Izzy SchifanoDanny Carberry was reported missing earlier this week
A Liverpool John Moores student has been reported missing
Danny Carberry was reportedly last seen yesterday in Liverpool city centre
Joseph Peck
Voting is open! Here are the students running for Liverpool Guild President
Gracie MurphyThe voting period starts today and ends on the 25th of March
Beloved music venue Meraki says it may be facing closure
Millie Stanyer‘Meraki’s survival is under serious threat’
Time to put your degree to use: Here are the best pub quizzes in Liverpool
All those hours of watching The Chase have led to this moment
Sick of the SJ and Harold Cohen? Here are the top five alternative places to study in Liverpool
Catherine HoweBecause the same four walls can get old REAL quick
UOL Student-Staff Solidarity demonstration causes cancellation of lectures for today
‘Their working conditions are our learning conditions’
‘Tuition should reflect time lost’: How Liverpool students feel about the strikes
Natalie HorrobinStrikers are taking action over falling pay, the gender and ethnic pay gap, precarious employment practices, and unsafe workloads
‘I watched him play Xbox in his room’: These are Liverpool’s most horrific dating stories
Ceri Jones‘Her ex was our waiter, then they got back together afterwards’
The Tab Liverpool is looking for new writers – and we want you!
Come along to our open meeting at the Guild on Wednesday 9th February at 6pm!
Liverpool Sports Societies raise over £25,000 for Movember
Sadly there is now a lack of moustaches around Smithdown
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! Here’s the best things to do in Liverpool this Christmas
Jess KennedyWith Christmas deadlines approaching, we all need a bit of Christmas cheer
Start your engines! These are the top drag queens for you to see in Liverpool
Because they are what? Sickening
Food banks in Liverpool City Region: Where to find them and who can use them
Nine per cent of students have used food banks during the pandemic’
If you wear any of these outfits on Liverpool’s campus you need to sort yourself out
Please, it’s time to sack off the leavers hoodie
UCU strike dates announced for early December
If the strikers demands are not met there may be more ‘sustained disruption’
Four arrested after explosion at Liverpool Women’s hospital released after questioning
Tom Travers£28,000 has already been raised for the taxi driver
UoL student campaigns for free period products on campus
“I believe that ending period poverty for students needs to become a reality”
Politics students are the worst people to date and here’s why
Your family will be aggressively quizzed on who they voted for
Named: These are the MPs who have been accused of sexual misconduct
56 MPs are reportedly facing sexual misconduct allegations
Glass bottles and Teacup Yorkies: All the moments you missed from the Depp v Heard trial
Hannah Van De PeerAfter six long weeks, it ends today
The Tab
Custom-made scrunchies and real prisons: The 16 best Stranger Things 4 production secrets
Hayley SoenTeams were on set at 2am to create the monster Vecna
24 hours ago, James Charles posted this cursed photo and lost 130k followers as a result
Georgia MooneyHe called them all boring💀
Natasha Abrahart’s parents: Bristol Uni ‘destroyed her and haven’t even said they’re sorry’
Danny Shaw‘How can they sleep at night?’
VOTE: Once and for all, which CBBC show is the greatest of ALL time?
I’m suing if none of the Tracy Beakers win x
Guys, Senior Year fans have spotted *another* plot hole and it’s about Stephanie’s dad
Being in a coma for 20 years doesn’t come cheap!!
House parties are the new clubs, and every other way the pandemic has changed uni culture
Gabrielle CracknellEveryone’s realised uni is more than just the degree
New Islanders to be trained on ‘being a good ally’, inclusive language and microaggressions
ITV has announced new measures to support cast members before, during and after filming
‘He can’t away with it’ says gay 19-year-old whose TikTok live was hijacked by homophobe
The man is under investigation and has lost his job after saying being gay is a ‘deformity’
Lydia Venn
This is how old the cast of Stranger Things are compared to their characters
Noah Schnapp was 11 when he was first on the show!
‘I’ve been struggling since Bridgerton’: Ruby Barker is in hospital over her mental health
‘I’ve not been completely honest, time to be transparent’
‘I’ll start cracking your glass jaws,’ Anthony Joshua tells group of Loughborough students
Ollie LewisThe boxer burst into the flat after the students mocked him from their window
Here’s a full recap of the entire Stranger Things plot before season four drops on Netflix
Harrison BrocklehurstGet ready to go back to the Upside Down
Where is the ‘this is the land of your people’ TikTok audio from?
This is not the land, this is Glendale
