The cringiest posts from the Liverpool freshers page and group chat
Who’s ready to meet the fresh meat on campus?
Connie Compton-StewartResults day has been and gone and for those who slipped through the cracks of clearing and into the city of Liverpool's unis, the best years of their lives are about to begin.
In a desperate attempt to make friends they'll never meet and become the next BNOC of Vine Court, the freshers of 2018 are shit posting all over their Freshers pages and here are some of our favourites.
Why isn't meal deals an option? Sad reality is that most of them will have burnt through their loan by December and will be living off Carni breakfast powdered scrambled egg.
Shared straight from my mum's profile. I haven't seen resolution that poor since my Nokia 3310.
Lily Allen isn't going to save you now Nichole.
This is a freshers page not BBC Food for Christ's sake.
Meet you on the Raz crying step Jenny!
Good luck playing battle royale on eduroam bud.
JMU are offering some pretty obscure courses this year. What does inclusion coursework look like?
They're what?
If you're not buying a Mac you will become a social outcast.
Oh Katie…
John Moores are excited you'll be joining their Physics course.
Resident DJ is already making his moves
They realise this is a scam right?… right?
Sabrah is painfully southern #roadman
Is this what hypebeast means? Pill fiending freshers?
The king of subtle flirting
What a deal! Sign me up.
Welcome to the team first years. Wishing you the best of luck and politely requesting that you stay away from my seat in the library. Congratulations!
NatWest
The Tab Liverpool is looking for new writers – and we want you!
Ceri JonesCome along to our open meeting at the Guild on Tuesday 5th October at 6pm!
Tommy Fury spotted topless and ‘downing Ciroc’ at Liverpool student night
Amelia StanyerTikTok videos show Tommy standing topless and beating his chest in a private booth
The LG Gram 16 is the lightest, most long-lasting laptop I’ve ever used
Liam BlackI procrastinated for a full day and it still didn’t die
A march against homophobic violence is happening in Liverpool today
Olivia FarleyThere have been a number of homophobic attacks in the city recently
University of Liverpool lecturers taking part in ‘marking boycott’
Gracie MurphyThere are claims it means final years may ‘graduate with incomplete transcripts’
We spoke to UOL students about graduation being cancelled, and this is what they said
A petition for a July graduation has almost 5,000 signatures
Liverpool students tell us their biggest dating ‘icks’
Note to self: Don’t tell people you write for The Tab
Gladstone Halls to be renamed after Dorothy Kuya from today
Rachel EvansDorothy Kuya campaigned for racial equality and helped establish Liverpool’s Slavery Museum in 2007
Abi Williamson
Liverpool Guild announces shortlisted names for renaming Gladstone Halls
You can vote for your favourite from Monday 19th April
Tom Travers
TikTok’s PandaGirl is hosting a meet and greet in Smithdown ASDA!
And the tickets are a proper bargain
10 things you’ll relate to if you live in a mixed boys and girls house
The toilet is either extremely clean or extremely dirty, there is no in between
Liverpool Uni confirms outdoor sports can resume Monday 12th April
The online booking system will re-open Wednesday 7th April
The votes are in: Meet the winner of Liverpool’s BNOC 2021
Please bow down to the official Biggest Name on Campus
Sefton Council report reveals eight ways how black people are disadvantaged in Liverpool
The report was created to embed equality and diversity into surrounding councils of the region
Sefton’s Covid-19 transmission rate ‘lowest it’s been in six months’
The rate has fallen to 63 cases per 100,000 people in the week ending 8th March
Here are six festivals happening in Liverpool this summer
Smithdown Road Festival is actually a thing
Crowds gather in Liverpool City Centre to protest new crime bill
Demonstrators were seen outside Lime Street Station and on Church Street
Only a real YOU fan can score more than 9/11 in this obscure character quiz
Hayley SoenEven Joe Goldberg has forgotten some of these people
All 22 Drag Race UK girl group challenge verses, ranked from worst to best
Harrison Brocklehurst‘Gender bender, cis-tem offender’ is better than anything Shakespeare ever did
Over 25,000 of you voted, so now we can reveal the most annoying YOU character ever
The winner had over a quarter of the votes
Just 39 more memes about how much of a wild ride season three of YOU is
This show will never stop giving
The 12 funniest lookalikes from the ‘I’m curious, you serious?’ TikTok sound trend
And where you can listen to the full song
Theo from Love Island is suing Wayne Lineker’s company for ‘nearly blinding him’
Lydia VennHe reportedly wants thousands in compensation
Quiz: Can you guess the celebrity from their baby picture?
Jamie Laing has always had a cheeky smile
‘By the time I left, I didn’t want to be there’: Charity Kase on her Drag Race UK journey
Charity didn’t hold back when she told The Tab about her experience
Quiz: They’re both rotten, but are you more like Joe or Love from YOU?
You have to be one of them, I don’t make the rules
Ok, this is exactly who and how many people Love Quinn has ever killed in YOU
She’s really been running riot out here
This is what everyone is dressing up as this Halloween, according to Google
Yes everyone is getting Squid Game costumes
Drag Race has moved on from tucking being important, so why hasn’t RuPaul?
When Drag Race is casting all genders, why is RuPaul still commenting on queens’ tucks?
Just 33 memes about how much of a moment Love Quinn has had in YOU season three
This is Love’s world, we are simply living in it
‘I went from sober to throwing up in five minutes’: Young people’s stories of being spiked
Izzy Schifano‘This has left me with months’ worth of physical and mental recovery’
Vote: Who is undeniably the most annoying character there’s ever been on YOU?
I don’t like to speak ill of the dead, but Beck was just the worst
QUIZ: Can you match the final girl to the horror film she’s from?
Only a true scream queen can get 17/17
Women have been gaslit over spiking for years – it’s time to speak up
Georgia MooneyWhy isn’t violence against women being taken as seriously as terrorism?
Are you more Beck, Love or Marienne? Take this quiz to find out
No matter what, Joe is going to be obsessed with you
Undercover police officers are being deployed in night clubs to deal with drink spiking
Greg BarradaleA senior police officer has said plain clothes police could be used to detect spikings
The definitive ranking of all four Scream films
‘Please don’t kill me Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!’