
So baby if you want me, you’ve got to show me Clubbers of the Week
Words aren’t so easy to say
We reckon this week's clubbers are gonna be a scorcher like the weather at the moment.
Stunners of the week

Pretty woman, walking down Seel Street
Clubber most unimpressed by the lack of plastic straws

Not even the polka dots are making it up to him
Best dressed party-goers of the week

These guys are going from Level to Vogue
When you accidentally let a ninja turtle into your friendship group but you just roll with it

Michelangelo fits right in at Melville
"Honestly gals, I promise you we have 32 teeth"

That includes wisdom teeth too
Feel the music, feel the VK

Living his best life tbh
That moment when you're trying to have a good night but your ex hits you up with an 'I miss you' text

Just buy some tequila and forget he even exists
Statement t-shirt of the week

As admired by the guy next to him
"What do you mean, Sean Kingston is actually playing next Wednesday?"

He is literally feeling his heart breaking
Is the soda stream giving him some sort of existential crisis?

Pouring cola when he should be pouring his heart out to her
How most of us will be getting home after our post-exam seshes

Carry me through the next few weeks please