I was busy dreaming ’bout Clubbers of the Week
Head is spinning thinking ’bout Clubbers of the Week
Jade BrydgesApparently the -1° temperature ain't putting this week's clubbers off.
Shadiest squad of the week
Sunnies even when it's snowy
Muggiest celebrity visit of the week
Awright Mike?
Happiest clubber at the Tinder appearance
She's giving this a superlike
Most ashamed clubber at the Tinder appearance
"Shit I told her I'd already deleted the app"
Biggest gang of the week
More pals than you even had in freshers week
Lads that probably think they're on The Voice
Those chairs don't spin around, soz
Does this brolly have lippy at the end of it?
Honestly girl, we love the innovation here
And does she have a knife and fork coming out of her head?
Don't think this cutlery hair accessory trend will catch on
Apparently Halloween is in March now
Bet those angels are devils really
Clubber most likely to have taken drinking tips from their dog
"Promise guys, this gets you more drunk than the straw method"
When you've got your shift at Halfords until 8 but your Level performance at 9
Thought Zanetti wouldn't need to have another job tbh
When yer da gets a new phone and tries to take a picture
Not again Gavin
Someone send help to this lost lad
Not really the time to lose signal
Missing Liverpool student ‘found safe and well by police’
Izzy SchifanoDanny Carberry was reported missing earlier this week
A Liverpool John Moores student has been reported missing
Danny Carberry was reportedly last seen yesterday in Liverpool city centre
Joseph Peck
Voting is open! Here are the students running for Liverpool Guild President
Gracie MurphyThe voting period starts today and ends on the 25th of March
Beloved music venue Meraki says it may be facing closure
Millie Stanyer‘Meraki’s survival is under serious threat’
Time to put your degree to use: Here are the best pub quizzes in Liverpool
All those hours of watching The Chase have led to this moment
Sick of the SJ and Harold Cohen? Here are the top five alternative places to study in Liverpool
Catherine HoweBecause the same four walls can get old REAL quick
UOL Student-Staff Solidarity demonstration causes cancellation of lectures for today
‘Their working conditions are our learning conditions’
‘Tuition should reflect time lost’: How Liverpool students feel about the strikes
Natalie HorrobinStrikers are taking action over falling pay, the gender and ethnic pay gap, precarious employment practices, and unsafe workloads
‘I watched him play Xbox in his room’: These are Liverpool’s most horrific dating stories
Ceri Jones‘Her ex was our waiter, then they got back together afterwards’
The Tab Liverpool is looking for new writers – and we want you!
Come along to our open meeting at the Guild on Wednesday 9th February at 6pm!
Liverpool Sports Societies raise over £25,000 for Movember
Sadly there is now a lack of moustaches around Smithdown
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! Here’s the best things to do in Liverpool this Christmas
Jess KennedyWith Christmas deadlines approaching, we all need a bit of Christmas cheer
Start your engines! These are the top drag queens for you to see in Liverpool
Because they are what? Sickening
Food banks in Liverpool City Region: Where to find them and who can use them
Nine per cent of students have used food banks during the pandemic’
If you wear any of these outfits on Liverpool’s campus you need to sort yourself out
Please, it’s time to sack off the leavers hoodie
UCU strike dates announced for early December
If the strikers demands are not met there may be more ‘sustained disruption’
Four arrested after explosion at Liverpool Women’s hospital released after questioning
Tom Travers£28,000 has already been raised for the taxi driver
UoL student campaigns for free period products on campus
“I believe that ending period poverty for students needs to become a reality”
Politics students are the worst people to date and here’s why
Your family will be aggressively quizzed on who they voted for
Here’s a full rundown of everything we know about the new era of Doctor Who
Harrison BrocklehurstDavid Tennant and Catherine Tate were filming in Camden, I’m crying you guys
Georgia Mooney
Revealed: The ‘fake’ Insta stories Coleen Rooney posted and says caught out Rebekah Vardy
The Wagatha Christie court has also heard Wayne Rooney has a private Insta called ‘Wazzaroon08’
Everything you have ever wanted to know about queen Anna Shay from Bling Empire
Hayley SoenShe’s been married four times and has a son who is a ‘cannabis enthusiast’
Christine Quinn claims Selling Sunset producers created the bribery storyline
Lydia VennShe said they knew she was leaving The Oppenheim Group for over a year
‘I wasn’t in a pranking mood’: Amber Heard says she didn’t use Johnny Depp’s bed as a toilet
Hannah Van De PeerHer ex-husband’s dog allegedly had bowel problems
Here is all the evidence Nadine Coyle will make an appearance in Derry Girls
There’s been a special guest in every ep so far and people are convinced Nadine is next
Ranked: The Bling Empire cast members making the most money on Instagram
Because they definitely need more cash, right!!!
Amber Heard admits to not paying $3.5million divorce settlement she pledged to charity
In court yesterday she said: ‘I fully intend to honour all of my pledges’
Gia Gunn tweeted there was ‘zero beauty’ at DragCon LA and it’s caused Drag Race DRAMA
Farrah Moan then called Gia ‘the human embodiment of the Scream mask’
So, we finally know why Johnny Depp refused to look at Amber Heard during her testimony
He wore sunglasses while his ex-wife spoke
He came second in Eurovision 2022, but who actually is Sam Ryder?
I am respectfully asking for Sam Ryder’s hair care routine
G Flip says they first met Chrishell last year – when she was still with Jason
‘We both feel like we’ll be in each other’s life forever’
Maeva is single-handedly saving Made in Chelsea, and we don’t deserve her
Her back must really hurt from carrying this show
Only Graham Norton himself could get full marks on this Eurovision 2022 lyrics quiz
Yes, the Serbian banger does actually name-drop Meghan Markle
Give that wolf a banana and look at these 31 memes about the Eurovision 2022 final
This is a ballad free zone!!
‘So in love with her’: Julia Fox defends Amber Heard as trial enters fifth week
The actress called Johnny Depp ‘powerful’
Bling Empire cast net worths: Ranking how filthy rich the Netflix stars actually are
Anna Shay is worth a cool $600million
Just ‘get a better job’ if you’re struggling with the cost of living crisis, says Tory minister
What in the Molly-Mae Hague is going on here?
Okay so this is where the ‘I am José Mourinho’ TikTok audio is actually from
I literally call myself José Mourinho five times a day at this point