I was busy dreaming ’bout Clubbers of the Week
Head is spinning thinking ’bout Clubbers of the Week
Apparently the -1° temperature ain't putting this week's clubbers off.
Shadiest squad of the week
Muggiest celebrity visit of the week
Happiest clubber at the Tinder appearance
Most ashamed clubber at the Tinder appearance
Biggest gang of the week
Lads that probably think they're on The Voice
Does this brolly have lippy at the end of it?
And does she have a knife and fork coming out of her head?
Apparently Halloween is in March now