
I bet that Clubbers of the Week look good on the dancefloor
I don’t know if they’re looking for romance or?
Beginning of semester blues always mean booze, so grab a gin & tonic or seven and enjoy Clubbers of the Week.
Squads of the week

Sunnies in the club is a LOOK
Clubbers most likely to have dropped money on the floor

Don't be upset lass, we'll fund your Harper's pizza some other way
This is not The Raz. This is not Monday

Let's hope level three makes it up to her
Third-wheels of the week

The denim jacket memo didn't go beyond the couple chat
Wait, was this guy teleported from 2010?

And I was like baby, baby, baby ohh
And GCSE PE? Is she 16?

Go to bed, you've got assembly in the morning
"Don't worry gals, this is the closest I'm getting to calling my ex"

Watch out for her actually on her phone to Rob in the toilets
Very tall lad or very small mates?

Now this is what you call power brows
Talk about cutting to the chase

At least have some small talk first
This shot would've been more effective if they didn't choose piss vodka

Don't play yourself, upgrade to Grey Goose
That's better

Ink actually know what's going on
Selfie inception

That is all

Missing Liverpool student ‘found safe and well by police’
Danny Carberry was reported missing earlier this week

A Liverpool John Moores student has been reported missing
Danny Carberry was reportedly last seen yesterday in Liverpool city centre

Voting is open! Here are the students running for Liverpool Guild President
The voting period starts today and ends on the 25th of March

Beloved music venue Meraki says it may be facing closure
‘Meraki’s survival is under serious threat’

Time to put your degree to use: Here are the best pub quizzes in Liverpool
All those hours of watching The Chase have led to this moment

Sick of the SJ and Harold Cohen? Here are the top five alternative places to study in Liverpool
Because the same four walls can get old REAL quick

UOL Student-Staff Solidarity demonstration causes cancellation of lectures for today
‘Their working conditions are our learning conditions’

‘Tuition should reflect time lost’: How Liverpool students feel about the strikes
Strikers are taking action over falling pay, the gender and ethnic pay gap, precarious employment practices, and unsafe workloads

‘I watched him play Xbox in his room’: These are Liverpool’s most horrific dating stories
‘Her ex was our waiter, then they got back together afterwards’

The Tab Liverpool is looking for new writers – and we want you!
Come along to our open meeting at the Guild on Wednesday 9th February at 6pm!

Liverpool Sports Societies raise over £25,000 for Movember
Sadly there is now a lack of moustaches around Smithdown

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! Here’s the best things to do in Liverpool this Christmas
With Christmas deadlines approaching, we all need a bit of Christmas cheer

Start your engines! These are the top drag queens for you to see in Liverpool
Because they are what? Sickening

Food banks in Liverpool City Region: Where to find them and who can use them
Nine per cent of students have used food banks during the pandemic’

If you wear any of these outfits on Liverpool’s campus you need to sort yourself out
Please, it’s time to sack off the leavers hoodie

UCU strike dates announced for early December
If the strikers demands are not met there may be more ‘sustained disruption’

Four arrested after explosion at Liverpool Women’s hospital released after questioning
£28,000 has already been raised for the taxi driver

UoL student campaigns for free period products on campus
“I believe that ending period poverty for students needs to become a reality”

Politics students are the worst people to date and here’s why
Your family will be aggressively quizzed on who they voted for

Everything Everywhere All at Once is one of the best films ever made – watch it immediately
I want to live in a world where Jamie Lee Curtis has hotdogs for fingers

Even without student loans, graduates face twice as much debt as those who didn’t go to uni
Starting to regret my life choices

A Depop seller has refused to send someone an item because they’re ginger
They said it was ‘company policy’ because ginger people have ‘demonic energy’

Derry Girls has come to an end but these 54 memes and our love for it are eternal
Derry Girls will never die x

Here are 21 of the *best* reactions to the Wagatha Christie trial
Happy Wayne Rooney court drawing day, to those who celebrate

Guys! Made in Chelsea’s James Taylor and Maeva D’Ascanio are engaged!
‘I have everything I have ever wanted’ 🥺

Lost WhatsApps and Peter Andre’s ‘chipolata’: Rounding up the Wagatha Christie trial’s key moments
‘Arguing with Coleen is like arguing with a pigeon’

Government plans to cap student loan interest rate, saving graduates hundreds of pounds
The student loan interest rate is currently set to skyrocket to 12 per cent by September

These 37 memes about Bling Empire season two stir even more drama than Kane
I don’t care how many people know I’m obsessed with Anna Shay

Christine Quinn accuses Selling Sunset producer of misconduct
She claimed he told her to ‘kill herself’

Geordie Shore babies: These are all the cast members who now have children
Marnie has just had her second and Charlotte is pregnant!

Christine Quinn just claimed she gets paid the most out of the Selling Sunset cast
She claimed there are three different salary tiers

As a queer person I loved Derry Girls, but last night’s episode has ruined it
I am sick of shows like Derry Girls destroying lesbian happiness

Benefit Cosmetics called out for influencer trip to Hawaii despite overtourism concerns
Hawaiian locals have asked for tourists not to visit as they claim they are damaging the islands

Derry Girls creator reveals the storylines that didn’t make the show, and they’re so good
Sorry but we were ROBBED of seeing Orla play Romeo with Jenny Joyce as Juliet

The 30 greatest Charli XCX songs of all time, ranked from iconic to life changing
I will be shouting ‘DON’T MAKE ME BEG FOR YOU’ on my death bed

Here’s where characters from Netflix’s Heartstopper would go to uni in the UK
You can’t NOT see Tao at UAL with that hair

Everything you need to know about Camille Vasquez, Johnny Depp’s lawyer
Has she ever represented a celebrity before?

Cherie and Jessey suddenly left Bling Empire in season two – you’re probably wondering why
It all happened amid the drama of Jessey having a ‘second family’ 👀