I don’t know if they’re looking for romance or?
Beginning of semester blues always mean booze, so grab a gin & tonic or seven and enjoy Clubbers of the Week.
Squads of the week
Sunnies in the club is a LOOK
Clubbers most likely to have dropped money on the floor
Don't be upset lass, we'll fund your Harper's pizza some other way
This is not The Raz. This is not Monday
Let's hope level three makes it up to her
Third-wheels of the week
The denim jacket memo didn't go beyond the couple chat
Wait, was this guy teleported from 2010?
And I was like baby, baby, baby ohh
And GCSE PE? Is she 16?
Go to bed, you've got assembly in the morning
"Don't worry gals, this is the closest I'm getting to calling my ex"
Watch out for her actually on her phone to Rob in the toilets
Very tall lad or very small mates?
Now this is what you call power brows
Talk about cutting to the chase
At least have some small talk first
This shot would've been more effective if they didn't choose piss vodka
Don't play yourself, upgrade to Grey Goose
Ink actually know what's going on
That is all