I bet that Clubbers of the Week look good on the dancefloor
I don’t know if they’re looking for romance or?
Beginning of semester blues always mean booze, so grab a gin & tonic or seven and enjoy Clubbers of the Week.
Squads of the week
Clubbers most likely to have dropped money on the floor
This is not The Raz. This is not Monday
Third-wheels of the week
Wait, was this guy teleported from 2010?
And GCSE PE? Is she 16?
"Don't worry gals, this is the closest I'm getting to calling my ex"
Very tall lad or very small mates?
Talk about cutting to the chase
This shot would've been more effective if they didn't choose piss vodka
Danny Carberry was reported missing earlier this week
Danny Carberry was reportedly last seen yesterday in Liverpool city centre
Applications close 30th March!
The voting period starts today and ends on the 25th of March
‘Meraki’s survival is under serious threat’
All those hours of watching The Chase have led to this moment
Because the same four walls can get old REAL quick
‘Their working conditions are our learning conditions’
Strikers are taking action over falling pay, the gender and ethnic pay gap, precarious employment practices, and unsafe workloads
‘Her ex was our waiter, then they got back together afterwards’
Come along to our open meeting at the Guild on Wednesday 9th February at 6pm!
Sadly there is now a lack of moustaches around Smithdown
With Christmas deadlines approaching, we all need a bit of Christmas cheer
Because they are what? Sickening
Nine per cent of students have used food banks during the pandemic’
Please, it’s time to sack off the leavers hoodie
£28,000 has already been raised for the taxi driver
“I believe that ending period poverty for students needs to become a reality”
Your family will be aggressively quizzed on who they voted for
I want to live in a world where Jamie Lee Curtis has hotdogs for fingers
Starting to regret my life choices
They said it was ‘company policy’ because ginger people have ‘demonic energy’
Derry Girls will never die x
Happy Wayne Rooney court drawing day, to those who celebrate
‘I have everything I have ever wanted’ 🥺
‘Arguing with Coleen is like arguing with a pigeon’
The student loan interest rate is currently set to skyrocket to 12 per cent by September
I don’t care how many people know I’m obsessed with Anna Shay
She claimed he told her to ‘kill herself’
Marnie has just had her second and Charlotte is pregnant!
She claimed there are three different salary tiers
I am sick of shows like Derry Girls destroying lesbian happiness
Hawaiian locals have asked for tourists not to visit as they claim they are damaging the islands
Sorry but we were ROBBED of seeing Orla play Romeo with Jenny Joyce as Juliet
I will be shouting ‘DON’T MAKE ME BEG FOR YOU’ on my death bed
You can’t NOT see Tao at UAL with that hair
Has she ever represented a celebrity before?
It all happened amid the drama of Jessey having a ‘second family’ 👀