If you wanna be my lover, you’ve gotta get with my clubbers of the week
Zig ah zag ahhhh
Most reluctant clubber of the week
Who’s got two thumbs and all the tunes?
You’ve had HOW many beers?
Girl bands of the week
They say you’re never six foot away from a Lambanana in Liverpool
Stunners of the week
When your mate can’t come on the night out but it’s not the same without her
Looks like yer Da got on the decks in Level
Most sparkly clubbers of the week
Yes sorry. I have an important call to take so I don’t have time for photos.
Mate, I’ll have a picture. I’m wearing my sunglasses indoors at work. Am I pouring vodka or gin? I don’t know, because I’m wearing my sunglasses at work. Inside behind a bar.
LADS NIGHT OUT of the week
When you have to think fast because you told your missus you were having a quiet one with the boys
BFFs of the week
I’m done with you people
Creps of the week
It’s your last chance to vote someone into the final
Thought you saw a winner in the last heat? Think again
Students can also book study spaces in the SJ from March 1st
Votes are now open!
He said ‘trans women are not women’
Move over banana bread, these are the real bread-winners
‘He will be truly missed by everyone that knew and played with him’
The technician wanted to molest the child while her mum watched
Some of you are absolute psychos
Sorry, but the fish pics need to go
The woman filmed was unaware she was being recorded
Here’s a guide on where to live and how to get a place there
Come along to our open meeting on Friday 12th February
Matt Hancock has described the new cases as ‘concerning’
Sorry, did you just say you’re craving some ket?
Because your mental health matters
Students can still book spaces in the Harold Cohen and other on campus locations
You can now submit an assignment five days later without needing an application for an extension
I am calling it the 2020s’ S Club 7/S Club Junior moment
Adele and Rob are besties
She disagreed with the direction the show was heading in
My little pogchamp!
TikTok seems to think so
Videos encouraging harmful eating behaviours are found too easily on the app
The YouTube prank included a bunch of reality TV stars being invited onto fake TV shows
One of them is a legit fisherman HA
‘Omg I’m so sorry, I didn’t see this until now!’
Antonia Gentry is getting hate after Taylor called out a part of the script earlier this week
Nothing can prepare you for Scissr
HOW DID WE NOT SEE IT ALL COMING?!
It works on Mac and PC
The Tab’s Do Better campaign is putting a focus on the sexual assault problem on uni campuses
And there’s science behind it
Ok this changes everything
We are all very, very worried about Adam
Yes, the food is cold by the time Gregg and John taste it
Time to separate the Kandys from the Olivias