I don’t see how you can hate from outside clubbers of the week

You can’t even get in


Leggo

"Right everyone grab a bottle of the expensive stuff except you Steve I don't trust you after last time"

You go for the gomme mate

You go for the gomme mate

BFFs of the week

Now THIS is how you pour a double

Doesn't it look a bit like she's snotting in her mate's drink?

It's just a straw

It's just a straw

Most talented clubber of the week

TIS ME, YOUR KNIGHT IN A WHITE T SHIRT

AND TIS US, HIS FAITHFUL STEEDS

Snog of the week

If this is during I would like to see before and after

She looks kind of fuming

She looks kind of fuming

Hello yes I'd like to audition for the part of the buzzer in Britain's Got Talent

I trained at LIPA for this

I trained at LIPA for this

I want to discuss two people the first is the girl at the back maybe facetiming maybe taking a great selfie and the second is the girl at the front who ?? knows ?? her ?? angles ??

What do me and this girl have in common? We're both done here