You used to get it in your fishnets, now you only get it in clubbers of the week
Discarded all the Juicy nights for Heebies
BFFs of the week
“Mate we had this new DJ in tonight it’s like he’s never seen a deck before. Calls himself Bass something?”
Clubber with the worst fear of alcohol this week
Where’s the beer?
NOW YOU’RE GOOOOONE
AND I MISS YOU HERE NOW YOU’RE GONE
WITH YOUR PICTURES HANGING ON THE WAAAAAALL…
NOW YOU’RE GONE
Best photos of an empty club of the week
This frankly sounds like a terrible club
Well…he’s not not sniffing coke
When you’ve got more money in your hand than I have in my overdraft
Stunners of the week
“What do you mean we’re never going to make it in to clubbers of the week if we do this?
What you snapchatting in the club for?
Traybake of the week