Clubbers of the week
Does your mother know that you’re out?
Most pensive clubber of the week
The look that says “I hope you know this is high fashion and not moth eaten”
When they don’t give you the checked shirt memo
“THIS IS MY JAM”
Clubber most likely to have a crippling fear of cheap shots
When your GF is whatsapping you and your mate takes a break to comfort you
Girl gang of the week
When you’ve been lurking around the club for a while you spot the fitty from your lecture
Is that…Is that the boy from Up?
Most content VK drinker of the week
Bouncer most likely to just be really sick of you at this point
And the rest
Nine per cent of students have used food banks during the pandemic’
Please, it’s time to sack off the leavers hoodie
£28,000 has already been raised for the taxi driver
“I believe that ending period poverty for students needs to become a reality”
Your family will be aggressively quizzed on who they voted for
Come along to our open meeting at the Guild on Tuesday 5th October at 6pm!
TikTok videos show Tommy standing topless and beating his chest in a private booth
I procrastinated for a full day and it still didn’t die
There have been a number of homophobic attacks in the city recently
There are claims it means final years may ‘graduate with incomplete transcripts’
A petition for a July graduation has almost 5,000 signatures
Note to self: Don’t tell people you write for The Tab
Dorothy Kuya campaigned for racial equality and helped establish Liverpool’s Slavery Museum in 2007
It’s 2021, love the skin you’re in
You can vote for your favourite from Monday 19th April
Concert Square here we come!
And the tickets are a proper bargain
The toilet is either extremely clean or extremely dirty, there is no in between
Petition to rename it Jennifer Coolidge: The Movie
Sorry but how the hell did we miss these?
Sashay away if you can’t get full marks
‘If I was a woman in the same situation, would I have got that support? There’s a good chance I probably would’
And they’re still mates
‘You can take home £2,000 a week – men will pay you for the stupidest things’
I am trying so hard not to shout out ‘bing bong’ rn😤😤
I’m BEGGIN’ someone to please free us from the shackles of Mȧneskin x
Two years later Maya has two kids and blonde hair
It starts on January 7th, and the cast includes a straight man for the first time
I am obsessed with how chaotic season five looks already
Never forget ‘she should own a Sunglass Hut because she’s so shady’
Exclusive: Michelle Donelan gives her view on strikes, online learning and drop-out rates
This isn’t worth the nine grand a year we’re paying
Right, so who is actually doing serious SALES?
I can see myself hanging out with Amanza, why not?
BAN THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY