Clubbers of the week

Does your mother know that you’re out?

Most pensive clubber of the week

The look that says “I hope you know this is high fashion and not moth eaten”

When they don’t give you the checked shirt memo

Smiling through the pain


Anaconda? One Dance?

Clubber most likely to have a crippling fear of cheap shots

When your GF is whatsapping you and your mate takes a break to comfort you

Girl gang of the week

When you’ve been lurking around the club for a while you spot the fitty from your lecture

Is that…Is that the boy from Up?

Most content VK drinker of the week


I fell in love with the deeeeeeejaaaaay

Bouncer most likely to just be really sick of you at this point

And the rest