Clubbers of the week
“It’s only week one they aren’t even real lectures”
Stunners of the week
Lurker of the week
When Dad loses the map and phrasebook and you’re lost somewhere on the Spanish coast and you finally find a bar and he orders his third cerveza of the morning and you’re beginning to think this family holiday was a terrible idea
Biggest Red Stripe Fan of the week
Clubber most likely to have just seen his mate do something he definitely should not have been doing
Birthday Girls of the week
When you’re so ready to make America great again you take it to Heebies basement
“Lads, point at your most drunk friend”
Clubbers most likely to be keeping the VK market in Liverpool alive
Girl Gang of the week
Really small man or really big Grey Goose?
Creps of the week
When post-work drinks ends up in the club
Ainsley Harriott of the week
When they promised he’d bring a mate for you
Move over banana bread, these are the real bread-winners
‘He will be truly missed by everyone that knew and played with him’
The technician wanted to molest the child while her mum watched
Some of you are absolute psychos
Sorry, but the fish pics need to go
The woman filmed was unaware she was being recorded
Here’s a guide on where to live and how to get a place there
Come along to our open meeting on Friday 12th February
Matt Hancock has described the new cases as ‘concerning’
Sorry, did you just say you’re craving some ket?
Because your mental health matters
Students can still book spaces in the Harold Cohen and other on campus locations
You can now submit an assignment five days later without needing an application for an extension
‘We will keep fighting to ensure that students are being properly supported by all Universities’
The petition also calls for extensions on assessment deadlines and a ‘safety-net’ policy
‘We as university students have been continuously neglected’
The letter also asks for more mental health support during the pandemic
Sefton’s infection rate has increased by 15 per cent in the last week
It doesn’t end at Bitcoin
Home interiors AND dream weddings? I’m sold
Wow I wonder if Jess and Dan went the distance?
The guy who still poses with his mum’s Ford Fiesta is the worst
Is it too late to transfer?
Cases have nearly doubled since 2019
Another drama series to binge on? Oh, go on then
They’re suggesting she used a body filter
Okay but the real news is that 97 per cent of students who go to Exeter like it enough to stay
I didn’t think that was possible but here we are!!
*cough* Billy and Susie *cough*
Find a new joke because this one was never funny
‘I was running to the public library the night before my interview’
‘She was suspended because teachers said they couldn’t look her in the eye’
Could 2021 get any better than this?
They’re playing the ‘Hey Lol’ audio to their parents and young siblings, awks
You can still have a hot girl summer without losing any weight
Jamie and Camilla have just got engaged!
I have so many questions
Yeah so, this is happening