Why does nobody on Smithdown have hot water?
This isn’t about the fit kind of dirty
On this cold Wednesday night, half of Smithdown Road apparently has no hot water.
Ellie, third year Geography student on Borrowdale told us, “I had just got back from a spin class and had jumped in the shower. The water was hot, then went completely ice cold. I haven’t washed my body, my hair is gross and I need to wash it.
“Are you taking the piss? I called my friend on Barrington and she said they have no hot water either, and neither do our mates on Garmoyle. This is not how I wanted to end my night.”
Reports suggest that residents towards ASDA still have hot water, but it seems that those on the far end of Garmoyle are suffering.
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