The University of Liverpool according to Google reviews

‘Within 5 minutes of being in Liverpool I was mugged’

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The University of Liverpool is known for being the bottom of the Russell group, pretending that doesn’t matter because we’re the original red brick  and plastering said red brick building across all university literature to deceive prospective students.

With all the shiny prospectuses, free pencils and photos of manically laughing girls on Abercromby Square, where do would-be Liverpool students look to find a true reflection of this magnificent institution? Google reviews, of course. Here are some of the best.

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Starting off easy – this seems promising

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Can it get any better?

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Oh, its no too much fun

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I feel like he didn’t get a good grade in his final year

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Paul, what you on about m8

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Give us 5 stars and we can talk

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This has suddenly got really dark

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Maren can smell the Meatball Marinara

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A love story in 15 words

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Did you accidentally end up on the Hope campus, Ross?

And for LJMU…

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Where’s the analysis though?

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Why does LJMU sound so sexual?

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Seriously, is this a university or a brothel?