Which sex position is your university?
We’ve all got our favourite sex positions, but are you nailing the right one for your uni?
Ever felt like you just weren’t getting the right angle for all the notches on your bedpost at university?
See which karma sutra position fits your uni, and then maybe try switching up your sex style with some other students.
If all the sheep-shagging rumours are true, Aberystwyth loves taking it from behind. Either way it’s a solid position and very hard to get wrong.
Bath: Stairway to Heaven
Everyone at Bath is used to the upwards hill climb. You’re either really lazy or really sporty, so you can pick your place on the stairway to heaven (or hell if you slip).
Queen’s University Belfast: Dry Hump
Lights off, clothes on – keeping it extra safe. Belfast like to tease and rub, but never commit to the full thing.
Birmingham: Olympic village
Birmingham’s althetic cohort will love the Olympic Village. Take one for the team and embark on this “fuck-fest”, requiring a lot of stamina and not that much romance.
Bournemouth: Leg Up
Love being by the sea but can’t face the cold? Bournemouth’s position transports you from the bedroom into the bath where the waves will make you feel right at home. But watch out for water infections.
Bristol: Reverse Cowgirl
Bristol try really hard to be a bit edgy and a bit different, but this one’s pretty standard… like everyone at Briz.
Cambridge: Stand and Deliver
It’s a pretty famous position, but you’ve got to try pretty hard to do it and only the best can pull it off.
Cardiff: Frisky Floor Show
The same reasoning as Aberystwyth, but it’s slightly lower down and a bit more daring.
Durham: The Long Pole
Pretty conventional but you need to be fit, and most Durham students have already had the ski practice.
Edinburgh: Girl on Top
It’s really boring but it still gets you off.
Comforting, calm but a bit safe. Exeter’s slow spoon stance isn’t going to rock the bed, but it ticks all the boxes anyway.
Getting your G-spot on for Glasgow, this position imitates the shape of the UK to remind you Scotland exists and we’re definitely in it together.
Leeds: Tug of War
You love getting twisted, and can just gaze upwards to avoid seeing gurnface while you’re tripping out on your orgasm.
Liverpool: Lap Dance
Liverpool’s full of strip clubs so this position is a homage to X and the City. Plus, the girls always try harder than the boys.
Manchester: The Wheelbarrow
Familiar with pumping and getting into hairy situations. You could really lose your balance and your head in this one.
Newcastle: Spread Eagle
Easy to get into, and easy to hammer in. Can pull this off multiple times, with multiple people in one night.
Nottingham: Straddle His Saddle
This intimate and sexy position is almost as beaut as the campus. It’s simple and you’re both guaranteed a Big O.
Oxford: Splash the Cash
Classic, a bit boring and a go to position if you’re a virgin but need to impress. Shell out on dinner and then cover your single bed in bills.
Plymouth: The Mermaid
Adopting the seaside style of the Hoe. Plymouth will probably find this position, keeping their ankles together and most things a challenge.
A slave to the darkness from the underground clubbing. Sussex can sex up any position with a bit of kink.
Alternative and edgy, but down right dirty.
UCL: By the mirror
UCLers are only into each other and themselves. In this beast with two backs, you mirror each other’s movements. Check yourself out and get yourself off.
UWE: Missionary with socks on
UWE are just a little bit dull.
Warwick: The Octopus
Here you get to both try really hard to give each other pleasure, but it just ends up confusing and fucking awkward.
York: Horizontal Spoon
It’s about as lazy and boring as you can get. Great for hungover mornings, you can even watch University Challenge at the same time.