A dildo shaped like a fist and Sky Sports on in a strip club: An adult guide to Liverpool
It was an eye opener
Here’s the cream of the crop of Adult shops. The weird, the wonderful and the ugly.
Nice ‘N’ Naughty
16 Colquitt St (Next to La’Gos) – Open till 6pm, 7 days a week.
A personal favourite, Nice N Naughty invited us in to try out their goods.
The lovely staff pride themselves on perfect customer service.
“All flavours are welcome. We want everyone to leave with exactly what they wanted.”
From the top selling fleshlights moulded to your favourite pornstar and flowery vibrators, to the more hardcore fist-shaped dildos, SLUT-stamped spank paddles and chastity clamps.
Oh, they’ve got it all.
No it’s not a dentist tool
Unlike online sex shops, here you can try things on and “know you feel hot”.
“It’s important to be comfortable and at ease – it takes a lot of guts to come in and say you can’t orgasm or get it up.”
The shop even offer a 10% student discount.
hot babes not included
The most extreme product on offer was hands down, the ‘fuck me silly’ costing a steep £350 and kept in the ‘back room’…
Boasting 15 years on the market, nine in Liverpool, Nice N Naughty can meet all your sexual desires whilst introduce you to new erotic worlds.
Well worth a visit.
Here’s what else we found lurking about:
Inflatable dildo… Yes, it get’s bigger than this.
This spank paddle brands ‘SLUT’ onto your skin after use
This isn’t all that’s on offer. We went on our own sex tour.
Ann Summers
Liverpool 1 – Open till 7pm on weekdays.<
You know what you’re getting. Mainly underwear and a gaggle of giggling girls in the dildo aisle.
Private Shop XXX
Moorfields Road
Disguised as a ‘normal’ shop on the outside, Private Shop is part of a national sex shop chain. It’s descibed by one it’s regulars as a “really chilled out place to shop”
Time to turn it up a notch and visit the Strip Clubs:
X in the City
Behind Lime St station – Open every night of the week. 4pm – 5am on a Friday
We tried out the poles as well as the private dances..
The largest Gentlemen’s Club in Liverpool, X in the City distinguishes itself from the rest, “we go that little further to make your night out really special”. It also brags an “anything goes policy”…
Although it seems pretty grotty on the outside, it is huge inside. They blast chart songs, play Sky Sports and it’s the most strippers we saw in any of the clubs we went too.
Rude Liverpool
61 Duke Street – Open Weds-Sun till 5/6am
This club say they’re used to catering to an “A-list and premiership footballer” audience. They also describe their venue as offering “the utmost privacy” (Yes, they actually spelt it like that on their site).
When two female Tab writers visited the spot, while speaking to bouncers, they were called “dirty slags” by two men trying to enter the premises.
Xclusive Gentlemen’s Club
74 Wood St – Open most nights 10pm-4am
Worker Tiffany said: “It’s an excellent atmosphere to work in.
“We put on a great show for you all and you’ll be impressed by our skills on the pole.”
Tara, chief dancer said: “We’re just like page three girls, but we move.”
They were all really welcoming and often cater to student sport socials.
Hush Gentlemen’s Club
Under Hardys Bar, 22 Mathew Street – Open Fri-Sat, 8pm-4am
Hush lables themselves the “newest” lap dancing club in the city and promise the “most gorgeous lap dancers” in Liverpool.
When we walked onto the dancefloor to find an overweight man, sitting on a throne-like seat on a stage, getting his massive wobbly beer belly spanked by two strippers. It wasn’t our cup of tea.
Moll Teazers
34 Stanley Street – Open Thurs & Sun 10pm-3am, Fri & Sat 6pm-4am.
If you’re looking for the “wildest lap dancing in the city”, this is the place to be, despite the peculiar choice of name.
“You’re spoiled for choice with an ever changing bevy of beauties who are eager to please.”
Angels
18 Cumberland Street – Open Thurs 8pm-2am, Fri & Sat 6pm – 4am.
“Sit back, relax and gaze at our most irresistible Angels as they prepare to entice and excite your every sense.”