We asked the SJ for their grimmest one night stand stories
Because who doesn’t want to reveal their dirtiest secrets about one night stands when they’re in the library?
A recently conducted survey at Sydney Jones shed some blinding light on the hilarious, dirty and borderline disturbing sexual antics of library go-ers.
While this is to be expected of probably the horniest sector of society, some of the filthy tales of student sex left us questioning what the fuck had they been taking that night.
The Good (those who bloody love shagging)
The Bad
The Ugly (when one night stands go tits up)
Whether or not you agree or disagree with one night stands (or you couldn’t really give a shit), it’s certainly going to take a few quad vods to shake the image of that poor girl finding ‘the lost condom’…inside of her.