Meet this year’s cringiest freshers
Warning: Liverpool is now full of these idiots and they’ll be there for the next three years.
Kaltun AbdillahiThe UoL Freshers’ page has been swarming with eager beavers all too keen to mark themselves out as the next BNOC and desperately try and make friends before term begins.
This year, expect Crown Place to be filled with duvet-less freshers, emoji obsessives and rad-fems.
Clearly worked hard for that unconditional offer.
Then there’s the very important accent discussion.
And who said making friends as an adult was hard?
This guy’s going to go down well with FemSoc…
There’s always an eager beaver:
And the over-sharers.
‘Omg, do they actually let you keep pets?!’
And, finally, you have all been warned.
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