The Tab reveals: the mystery candidate

The Tab has uncovered our mystery candidate who has been baffling voters and candidates alike all week. Here’s 10 things you didn’t know about Callum Lee Doherty – featuring actual picture of his face.

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You’ve heard his ambiguous manifesto, you’ve tried to picture his face and maybe you’ve even voted for him.

The Tab tracked him down and got him to spill the beans. He apparently didn’t even want to run this year, but is going to give it a go next year – so you might want to get to know him a  bit better.

Here’s 10 things you didn’t know about the enigma that is Callum Lee Doherty

#1 He has been in nine car crashes

This guy's dangerous...

This guy’s dangerous…

#2 He was born blonde

No stranger to peroxide either

No stranger to peroxide either

#3 His most awkward moment was being tricked by a homeless man into cuddling his crotch…

 

#4 His favourite club in Liverpool used to be magnet

… now it’s Camel

#5 His dream job is being a Formula 1 driver

… so not your Guild President

#6 He attempted to be a superstar – being the lead singer for the band Four Below Zero (now the Zillas)

The snapback superstar

The snapback superstar

#7 This guy won’t use chat up lines, preferring to buy a girl a drink as his in

The dark horse plays hard to get

The dark horse plays hard to get

#8 You’re most likely to spot him at the gym – it’s his top campus hangout

Oh yeah, he can bench 130

An imposter posing as Callum

… he says he can bench 130kg – challenge?

#9 His favourite drink is  Sailor Jerry’s Dark Rum & Coke

Can you tell who it is in the way he holds his glass?

Can you tell who it is in the way he holds his glass?

AND…..

#10 HE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS…

 

Here he is!!!

Here he is!!! The Shady Man

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