WHORES VS. GORES: THE FELINE

Following on from the first instalment, we’ve got another favourite for you. The non-descript feline.

To be honest, this is more of an in-between stage. For those just branching out into the world of sluttery and debauchery, or those just coming out of it – this is a sure way of lookin’ sexy, cute AND original! Not like every girl has rinsed this idea within an inch of it’s life.

…typical

1. Use your standard foundation and bronze it up around the contours of the face. Make sure it’s really defined under the cheek bones, and in the ‘smile lines’. Add some into the eye sockets also. You’ll look like an OAP for a while now. If you want, stop here. Please.

2. Using a dark brown liner, draw yourself a nose and line the top of the lips to create a cat-like look. Depending on your skill level, this could either look legit or like a really dodgy moustache. Whatever it is, go with it, you’re getting trollied anyway.

3. Add some whisker marks in and optional furry brows. Start perfecting your growl. Yep, you sound like a knob, and probably look like one too. Hashtag…yolo…?

4. With a black liquid liner, line the inner and outer corners of the eye. Add plenty of mascara and false eyelashes. Meeee-ow baby just look at you! You look ridiculous!

Ruffle your hair up a bit for those half hearted tousled vibes. Do the token ‘claw’ pose in every photo taken of you and you’ll be reet, Feline Frieda.

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