1st Class Hon…estly, Just Shut Up
The Tab’s resident misanthrope names and shames the Uni’s worst exam result tweeters.
Yep, it’s that time of year again. Last semester’s exam results just came out, and by now you’ll either be celebrating that your hard work paid off, or you’ll be drowning your sorrows with cheap lager.
There’s been a number of firsts this time around. the Uni has sensibly decided to email students their exam results rather than relying on the crash-prone SPIDER, but has also blundered by releasing the results a day early.
However, what’s really been notable about this semester’s results is the sheer amount of ego-stroking, circlejerking and virtual autofellatio that has consumed Liverpool’s Twittersphere.
This reporter got a respectable 68 average, so can’t really be accused of being a bitter 2:2er. Even if you’ve done well, there’s no excuse for this sort of shameless boasting:
For anyone who’s wanting more, The Guild are retweeting every exam results tweet and their current timeline is a treasure trove of shit. You’re welcome.
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