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We give you the best and the worst chat-up lines to use this Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is here and for all you singletons out there, here are a few of the best and worst chat up lines that will either guarantee you a date, or make you laugh whilst you’re all alone…hugging your pillow…watching The Notebook…again.
The Best:
4. “My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?”
The Worst”
1. “Excuse me, you’ve got something on your face [look closer]. Oh, I think it’s beauty. [Attempt to rub it off] It won’t come off- it must be eternal. [Look into the distance dreamily/moodily]”
4. Hi, do you speak English? (yes). Oh, me too.
Good luck!
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