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Admit it, you’ve done all of these
The days of having to trek to Sainsburys are long gone
He carried out nine burglaries in the student area
Security shouted at passers by to ‘Get out of the way’
You can keep the Warehouse Project, we’ve got Quack
No-one gives a shit about what you wear to Quack
But he’s not looking for sympathy
It’s not all rainbows and unicorns…but more rain and swans