The most important vote you’ll cast all year
The gap year students are the worst
We all hate deadlines and want the wind to do one
It’s one massive pain in the arse
These guys know what’s hot
Can you roll it for me?
Winter is coming
Throw away the Mary Berry cooking book your mum bought you
Lock your doors
Wakey-Wakey rise and shine!
Don’t act like you’re not impressed
Don’t forget about Tuesgays
We don’t think we’re very funny either
TO ME TO YOU
He once tried to bribe a bouncer with a kebab
Stop shaming me for not wearing heels
I broke the ultimate freshers rule and I really don’t care
Your Fresher’s mascot isn’t as good as this one