Everything you’ll hear in the girls’ loo on a Lincoln night out

‘We need a picture with the bull’

No, I won’t be your gay BFF

I’m not your accessory

If you haven’t been to Vipers you haven’t lived

It’s the lifeblood of sleepy Harrogate

The truth about being a shot girl in Lincoln

‘Girls are in no way told to dress slutty’

How much does an average night out in Lincoln cost?

Should probably get shit-faced at pres anyway though

The Girls: This is how to dress right for every night out

No-one gives a shit about what you wear to Quack

‘I’ve got to start looking after myself’: Jay-Jay reveals he’s been diagnosed with cancer

But he’s not looking for sympathy

The truth about being a mature student

Leave out the old jokes, yeah?

If you go on a night out just to pull, you’re a bore

It shouldn’t be all about the D

Meet the third year who’s been kicked out of every nightclub in Lincoln

He once tried to bribe a bouncer with a kebab

Do people really care about theme nights?

Let’s be honest

These are the people you will always see at Entourage

So predictable

I’d wear flats over heels every night of the week

Stop shaming me for not wearing heels