‘We need a picture with the bull’
I’m not your accessory
It’s the lifeblood of sleepy Harrogate
‘Girls are in no way told to dress slutty’
Should probably get shit-faced at pres anyway though
No-one gives a shit about what you wear to Quack
But he’s not looking for sympathy
Leave out the old jokes, yeah?
It shouldn’t be all about the D
He once tried to bribe a bouncer with a kebab
Let’s be honest
So predictable
Stop shaming me for not wearing heels