Clubbers of the week: Freshers’ 2022 edition

It’s giving living in the moment, an anthem you’ll look back on in years to come and remember as your track of freshers’

I feel like this would be an exclusive album cover, it makes me want to listen to whatever music it holds

Disco tracks but make them ~cool~

I couldn’t not include this photo, the euphemisms are plenty and it looks like it belongs on the cover of an up-and-coming house music artist

I wonder if this man is simply so tall that he will always accidentally photobomb other people’s photos

Its creeper on creeper on creeper – creep-ception if you will

This creeper saw their opportunity and took it, classic creeper move (extra points for the pose, they know their angles)

An accidental, ‘I din’t know if the camera is looking at me or them’ creeper

This man heard beach party and came with the crab towel hoodie, swim goggles AND arm bands – 10/10

Heroes know that photos with Bully are a requirement for any good Friday night out

This young man is not only feeling the energy in this room, he’s bringing the energy

Again, people who know how to follow a theme are the real heroes

This squad know they look good, we all want whatever they’re having

Where does this squad begin? Where do they end?

The sunglasses, the peace signs – this trio are pros of club cool

This squad are bringing the good energy, they’d probably apologise for bumping into me in the club, a friendly bunch if you will

The panda headband is the perfect accessory for this heroine, I think we should all try to accessorise like this

This girl sacrificed the stability of her drink to create that love heart, true heroine behaviour

Our DJs are what make our nights great, our heroes every week <3

This heroine is a dancing QUEEN

Does this fifth wheeler know he’s a fifth wheel?

Security just popping in to remind you to stay safe while you have a good time

I’m just gonna say that’s quite a lean

Your make up is phenomenal, our clear stunner of the week

Smiles all round with these stunners

These gorgeous girlies are having the best time and aren’t afraid to show it

It’s their world, we’re just living in it

Please don’t actually square up to our lovely camera man, I promise he’s getting your best angles

When you’re trying to get into the tunes but you’ve just discovered a new ick

Did no one tell him that, ‘if you can’t see me I can’t see you’ doesn’t work irl?

I think this photo speaks for itself, very much a WTF moment

Woah there! That stein is all over the shop, don’t waste your pretty pennies by spilling it!

Power napping while your mates get a photo? Why not

Why are you bent down like this? What was the reason??

What better way to bond in your first week than to dress up as HP and… some Roman Emporer?