Clubbers of the week: The best we’ve seen from week 18
Warm weather and St Patrick’s Day? We’re being spoiled
Ellie WilsonThe weather’s warming up, and that has sent students flocking to Towers and the Swan en masse. Who wouldn’t prioritise a beer with their mates over going to their lecture? And with St Patrick’s day thrown into the mix as well honestly, I’m surprised there was anyone in attendance on campus at all.
Album cover of the week
Beachy club anthems coming your way
Creeper of the week
Only serious creepers are willing to parkour to make it into the shot
Runners up
Three sneaky creepers make for a triple threat
A creeper who wants you to know they know you see them
Hero of the week
The luck of the Irish makes this man our hero of the week
Runners up
Shit shirts on and VKs in hand, these boys are hero material
Just a hero trying to down his VK mid squad shot
Heroine of the week
Our heroine knows how to have the best time on the dance floor and make it look cool
Runners up
The shamrock sunnies – a classic heroine accessory
More shit shirts and funky glasses? We love to see it
Squad of the week
I can’t lie, the girlies pulling through with their green attire are why you made it into squad of the week
Runners up
A squad who make every time look like a good time
A sea of a squad, if there’s room for one more please lmk
Stunner of the week
Gorgeous gorgeous girls always dress for the occasion
Runners up
Stunners with funky trousers and a bucket hat
Smiles all round
Unhappy clubber of the week
When you asked the photographer for a photo earlier and you finally find them again
Runners up
Looking up at… God? St Patrick? We’ll never know
The girl was too stunned to speak (or smile on this occasion)
Wtf of the week
Who knows what’s about to happen here
Runners up
The guy on the left looks so entranced by the beach ball
I feel like you were trying to give yourself green hair for the night, and I’ll give you points for effort
Photo credits: Patrick Axe @ Axholme Media Production
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