Clubbers of the week: Freshers’ Week 2021
Call your mum, you’re famous!
Ellie WilsonEvery university has one, but I think no one quite does Freshers’ Week like a Lincoln student. You’re all a little bit mad, and who can blame you after waiting for so long to get back in the clubs? You’re eager to get in and show your new uni mates what you’re made of. And lucky for us, no nightclub is without its own photographers, ready to catch your highs, lows and all that lies in between.
Stunner of the week
Smiles all round with this lovely lot
Runners up
I will spend the rest of my weekend crying because my hair will never look this cool
These girls know their angles better than most
This lone ranger is living her best life and looking amazing while doing so
Creeper of the week
Getting your whole squad in on the photobomb is no easy task but these guys have finessed it
Runners up
Got to show off your VKs at any given opportunity to prove you’re a true fresher
This creeper knew her objective and wasn’t about to let a 6ft fresher get in the way of that
Third wheel of the week
“guys he came out just to see me – please can he tag along??”
Runners up
This guy did not catch the vibe
They don’t know him but let him stay for the Kanye shades
Wanker of the week
When your hype man takes it a bit too far
Runners up
We get it – you’re hard af
Have you never heard the phrase ‘don’t grab a bull by its horns’???
Hero of the week
He climbed the damn booth to get this photo – if that’s not hero behaviour idk what is
Runners up
Nothing but peace and love from this humble hero
They heard the phrase ‘wild in the city’ and ran with it
Bucket hats never looked so good
Heroine of the week
The fact these girls managed to keep their cowboy hats from pres to the club makes them the ultimate heroines
A special shout out to the make-up teams who elevated all of our looks
WTF of the week
Doesn’t know the guy on the left, hoping the photographer might have the answer
Runners up
There’s an imposter among us…
So is this how we’re posing for photos now?
Mutant of the week
I have a similar reaction when I find mushrooms on my pizza
Runners up
One jager too many, perhaps?
He thought this was hilarious at the time, but he’s definitely regretting it now
Album covers of the week
You know this album would be a bop
Runners up
Excuse me, Post Malone????
Not too sure what kind of music these guys would make but they look cool enough for me to want to listen to it anyway
Unhappy clubbers of the week
You’ve had one stein too many my friends
Runners up
She’s clearly very jealous of that guy’s flower necklace
The broken hand didn’t stop him from coming out, but his mate definitely thought otherwise
Shark of the week
Ah yes, classic Virgin Patrol
Runners up
Caught red-handed
If you cover half your face, no one will know it’s you
Squad of the week
This squad is living their best freshers’ life and I am here for the miscellaneous accessories
Runners up
These girls understood the assignment
Boys with cool shades – enough said
Best of the rest
This has the same energy as Michelangelo’s God and Adam
These boys are just here for the views
How many VKs can three freshers carry?
This squad know how to strike a pose
Image Credits: Patrick Axe @ Axholme Media Productions
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