Quiz: Can you guess the islanders by their overly-shaped eyebrows?
I can spot Sam’s from a mile away
If eyes are the windows to a soul, eyebrows are the window frames. Their shape and size can tell you everything about a person.
But with the invention of tweezers and the over-use of eyebrow products in the modern age, everyone’s HD brows have started looking the same. Especially the ones you see on Love Island.
So would you be able to guess the islander just by their eyebrows? If so, congratulations! You have spent waaaay too much time indoors this summer:
56 per cent of students who voted said they were most excited for ‘a proper night out’
They will be ‘prioritising face-to-face teaching sessions with additional online opportunities’
Swans can only do so much
You can also attend if you have received both doses of the vaccine
And the islander coupling up with your accommodation is…
‘In my 18 years in Cheltenham I didn’t experience as much racism as I have in the three years I have been in Lincoln’
There will be two more ‘vaccination buses’ in Lincoln in the following weeks
The uni is also now in the top 20 for student satisfaction
It is being offered to those who have not had their first dose and are eligible for one
Cheers Boris, crying now x
Anything for a bev at this point, amirite?
Here is how allies can show their support this month, and always
‘We would like to take the time to remind students of the support available at the Students’ Union and University.’
Because we deserve some attention too
Despite the UK scoring zero, we can laugh about it… right?
If you’ve dated the local who binned you off after one drink, we’re sorry that must’ve been brutal
Spoiler: it’s as cool as it sounds
Can we get a round of applause for diss?
Can we finally sit indoors at The Swan?
Lincoln SU is now providing free sanitary products for those with periods
A fifth of applicants won’t get their first choice uni
Chuggs is a well connected man
I’m voting Toby and Chloe to win
Only 67 per cent of young people have had the vaccine
Damian running to greet Francesca but not Gigi? Criminal
You love the innuendo-ridden connotations that your peach emoji carries
‘Father, son and House Of Gucci’
I’d just like to thank whoever made skateboarding an Olympic sport
Of course Mary’s gained the most
We’re down to the top six and it’s anyone’s game
The reunion party was to celebrate the two year anniversary of the married couples
John B is nowhere near 16, that’s for sure
Not much has changed but they live underwater!!!
Very sad that it has nothing to do with the Kesha song
Well you know what they say…if you can’t sing, teach P.E
And how to avoid it
Whilst carnage erupts in Casa Amor, at least these are nice to look at