Have a look at these Instagram eyebrow trends, and tell me God isn’t dead

There are new Instagram trends about and oh boy are they a mess.

Gone are the simpler days when Instagram was all about how much glitter you could apply to your features without attracting too much attention; did we ever need to go further than glitter brows?

Apparently yes, as there are now flocks of eyebrow trends popping up all over our feeds and all of them need to be stopped immediately.

Wavy eyebrows were the first contender this week to spark this rollercoaster of unnecessary upper facial hair:

Originally uploaded by Promise Tamang on the 21st August, the trend features, you guessed it; wavy eyebrows. In fact, her look actually includes wavy lipstick, eyeliner and eyebrows. With over 25,000 likes on her original post, this then sparked madness.

New Brow trend??? When you're tired of being basic. Somebody dare me to go out like this 🌊 @melovemealot vibezz

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Tonje Tiana Neteland followed up with an entire face full of wavy inspired makeup, even wiggling her contour.

Took the squiggle/wavy trend a little too far 😂 Details〰 Brows〰@anastasiabeverlyhills Chocolate dipbrow Eyes〰@kyliecosmetics Burgundy palette Liner〰 @inglotnorge AMC gel liner 77 Lips〰 @maccosmetics Brave Lipstick #squigglebrows #squiggle #wavybrows

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And that’s enough of that.

The second eyebrow trend to magically appear was in response to this god awful trend

The braided brow

Created by Eros Gomez on Instagram, he photoshopped a plait onto his eyebrow, giving major Tangled vibes.

As cool as this looks it's ALL LIES. Photoshopped lies!

Yes, you read that correctly. WIG. EYEBROW. Look at what Eros has started, the wig eyebrow plait.

Wavy Brows? Normal Brows? HOW ABOUT BRAIDED BROWS!? 🙌 . Keep in mind this is just for fun! . Idea credit goes to @erosmua I wasn't able to figure out the photoshop so why not recreate it!? Lol ♥️ Used: @anastasiabeverlyhills Dip Brow Pomade in Chocolate @lagirlcosmetics Pro-Conceal Concealer in Natural @bebellacosmetics Bent Liner Brush 134 @elfcosmetics Spoolie Brush Song – Martin Garrix – There for you (remix) #braidedbrows #wavybrows #normalbrows #braidbrows #videotutorial #abhjunkies #anastasiabeverlyhills #anastaciabrows #hypnaughtypower #hypnaughtymakweup #wakeupandmakeup #carvedbrows #browroutine #makegirlz #make4glam #wakeup2slay #discovervideos #shimycatsmua #maryhadalittleglam #xmakeuptutsx #makeuptutorialsx0x #fakeupfix #fakeupfix #makeupfanatic1 #makeupdolls #undiscovered_muas #discovervideos #makeupartistworldwide #hudabeauty #peachyqueenblog

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This is a real, not photoshopped recreation of the braided eyebrow trend and honestly, just stop.

The final trend has been saved til last because honestly, you'll never believe it.

McDonald's Eyebrows

(THIS IS NOT EDITED I actually did this) When @ hudabeauty tells you to do something, YOU FKING DO IT 😂😭😭😭😭 #mcdonaldsbrows Me and my best friend are literally crying of laughter. This took me forever my damn brows are invincible they wouldn't glue down LMAO. Video on this look will be up tomorrow 😭😭😭 Please tag @ hudabeauty 😂❤️ P.S: peep the brow bone highlight 💀 ___ #hudabeauty #norvina #allmodernmakeup #bretmansvanity #makeuptutorial #undiscovered_muas #anastasiabrows #abhcontour #anastasiabeverlyhills #abhbrowgel #abhglow #abhbrows #dipbrow #dipbrowpomade #makeupoftheday #beautyblog #makeupmafia #vegas_nay #brian_champagne #laurag_143 #universodamaquiagem_oficial #makeupartistsworldwide #morphebrushes #makeupbyme #fiercesociety #wakeupandmakeup #makeupforbarbies #wakeup2slay #babesandslay

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Ba Da Ba Da Da, We're Regretting It. Lena and her "Golden Arches", as it were, are so extra and unnecessary. As much as new eyebrow shapes and experimenting with makeup is always encouraged and it's quite empowering to see what people can create with makeup, Lena has too much power. Look what the other two creators have done without even meaning to! Wig Eyebrows, people!!

What if KFC eyebrows become a thing? Fast Food eyebrows!

In summary: Lena, Eros and Promise I applaud your creative and artistic talents, just stop before you take over the eyebrow world.

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